ROY MUSTANG .......HHGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR

ed literally spends 30% of this show in a hospital bed

THE ARMSTRONGS......HELL YES

wheres winry wheres my girl WHERE IS SHE

ah Truth......the bitch in question

ha when they unlock al's memories of the Truth . haha. thinking

forgot how much info they pack into these first few episodes like jesus christ theres so much you dont even realize is relevant

i. riza,,,,,godilovehersomuch

MUSTANG IS INSANE THEYRE LIKE 11

exposing myself as the worst person alive: without realizing it i spent most of a school year blond with my hair in a braid most days and the hoodie i wore all the time was in fact red. anyway someone pointed it out to me and i started wearing a black one instead djxhbxxn

the president: hey how are you
ed: who tf is this guy

AND THEN HE CHARGES HIM WITH A SPEAR ......... roy you played yourself recruiting this fucking demon

OH GOOD WE'RE IN LIORE

ed just [walks into a church just to tell them god isnt real]]

awww "incorrigible heathen" was my nickname too <3

AL FUCKING WITH PEOPLE AND JUST GETTING UP AFTER THEY DEAL FATAL BLOWS.....HE'S A COMEDIC GENIUS

mustang: thanks for doing your job
ed: shut up this isnt about you

I HATE IT HERE FUCK SHAO TUCKER FUCK THIS EPS

THE REALIZAYSHUN

I HATE IT SO BAD I HATE THIS EPS ITS FUCKIGN EPS 3THIS SHOWNIS TERRIBEL

"we know we're not devils. we know we're not gods. we're human, we're only human" IT . IS. EPISODE. THREE. COOL IT

scar

WAIT EHERES THE THIGN I MADE

FOUND IT

ENVYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

how do they not notice the line of soldiers and cars just sitting there .

roy it's raining you stupid bitch

FUCK I LOVE SCAR ....................................

OH GREAT ! AND NOW MY ARM'S COME OFF BECAUSE MY BROTHERS A BIG FAT IDIOT !!!!!

had such a big crush on winry . god

"sleeping w his tummy out again ...what am i gonna do w him" ALPHONSE.............YOU SWEET WONDERFUL BOY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

is this the eps w the abandoned lab.....

imagine thinking you could ignore alex louis armstrong

sjxugxjsjejd denny and maria are icons i adore them

ARMSTRONG IS GREAT

BARRY

envy was The Gender Awakening conduit

MARIA SMACKING THE HELL OUT OF ED

S1 IS SO FUCKED UP?????

HUGHES' FUNERAL?????? FUCK OFF???????????????

"it's a terrible day for rain"

roy settling into his role as chief anarchist in the military is hhhhhhhhhhhhhgggrrgrhrhrhrhrhrhhrrh

WE'RE GETTING THE REBELS TOGETHER ........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i think the fact that ed is totally and completely unhinged is really fun

al on the other hand.......adorable. precious. made of sunshine. sweetest boy in the world

winry a little bit of a bootlicker......let paninya steal tf

IZUMI

remember when ed tried to eat al. good times

THEY MAKE THEMSELVES LEAF CAPES....THEYRE SO CUTE

oh great. they're at izumi's. no wonder i stopped

<havoc3

scar, ever the drama queen ,

GOD i love al he is so crazy

GREED GREED GRED GRED GREGYSUAOASIJSWMMXCIXHJD

GRREEEEEEEEEEED

LOVE OF MY LIFE DEAREST DARLING MAN WHO I WOULD K!LL FOR

this entire. he explains how he craves status and power and yet he is underground with a gang of chimeras kidnapping teenage magicians . . . i love him so much

FIGHT SCENEUDUSKWKDJDKWK

ULTIMATE SHILED BAYBEEEEEEEEEE

ed has so much rage <3 love this for him <3

greed going from "ew you care?" to SACRIDICKGNNHIWMELFKFJ im gonna

YES THANK YOU FOR ASKING

ultimate shiled greed im in love w YEW

"IM A HOUSEWIFE"

everything happens so fast in s1 god i mean you just find out about homunculus and then greed shows up and then wrathpridewrathbradley and .

i HATE IT HERE

al trying to save the last chimera :)

"they're my possessions" hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahhha

the contrast between al feigning innocence to get answers out of the chimera and bradley feigning innocence he kills roa

ahahahahaha. mardel.

"you're asking me? a bedridden housewife? ha!" izumi i am in love w you

OH FUCK THEY STILL DONT KNOW ABOUT HUGHES

when greed's getting cooked and he spends his last moments talking shit....love of my life

wait im finally on s2

I FUCKING LOVE THIS OPUS LETS GOOOOO

ITS SO GOOD

also we get to see the xinghese characters now im so EXCITEDDDDDDD

barry the chopper is such a fun character i love him

LING .... AHHHHHH

Paninya Is Gay

i think ed is very insane and that's why i like him so much. just [removes his arm]

ling pulling a "im not from here! i dont understand the language! bye!!"

roy mustang i am in love w u. he didnt do anything i just saw him

i love roy's anarchy squad so so much

sheska means well but girl she is STUPID

well. theyve found out about Hughes

it's the fact that armstrong and mustang really think they're somehow sparing the boys and winry by not telling them when it takes hawkeye to tell them its unbearably cruel to leave them thinking he's alive..and like of course ed blames himself ??? he is the equivalent of

a major being a state alchemist but it takes so much for his peers in the military to realize he's still only like 15 . and he's lost more than most of them could ever imagine..and then of course he pushes al away bc that's his little brother he was supposed to protect him after

they lost their mom but he still has to grow up and realize al made his choice just the same as ed did ....this entire arc shows. so much about them and the fractures in their relationships with other people

I FORGOT ABOUT THEM FRAMING ROSS

im not usually big on Politics Plot bc unless it's a conspiracy it's not fun but man . fmab does it so well bc they keep just a few pieces of the puzzle out of reach for a Long time but they're the perfect ones

these racist ass amestrians JEEZ

god i love barry

AHHHHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS MUSTANG IS SO UNHINGED

the first time i saw this i about yanked all my hair out like i was SCARED

realizing how crazy mustang is and just how far he is willing to go changes Everything when it comes to the larger conspiracy at play

EVERYONE ON EDGE BC HAWKEYE TAKES LEAVE ......THEYRE SO FUNNY

ed: i hate the colonel. he's an idiot. bastard killed ross. piece of shit.
also ed: so you want me to illegally cross the border into the desert with no destination on the colonel's word alone
armstrong: yea pretty much
ed: well. okay

ed's the "you're not my dad! ugly ass!" vine @ mustang but everyone else is just seeing the "you are my dad, you're my dad, boogie woogie woogie"

love how the anarchy squad didnt account for ed being that much of a problem as if they have not met him several times

poor fury and havoc having to listen to roy using flirting as code . i hate him

"you really shouldn't doubt your significance in the eyes of history"

barry vs himself is. actually pretty sad

i love when hawkeye berates mustang she is so great

PFICYCYXGBSDNF HE'S LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE AND

when he literally yanks the stone out of lust . mustang is truly the craziest man alive

mustang killing lust he is so cool

bradley being late is SOOOO satisfying

the . body of barry wiping away the blood seal. haha .

HOHENHEIM....

ah yes. grave robbing with granny <3

they grow so much in season 2 im going to out my head through a wall

roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang roy mustang

i have so much love for the revolution squad they are everything to me

SCAR'S ENTIRE FUCKING CHARACTER ARC ........................

pause. hold it. pump the brakes. greedling is imminent.

winry: promise you won't do anything to dangerous
ed and al, literally planning on taunting a known serial killer out for their heads specifically: haha , sure,

"dont tell me you need a pawn you cant move" AND WHEN I PUT MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL?

roy is the brothers dad. i do in fact make the rules

i cant properly express the very strong feelings i have about greedling and the entire arc w him at play ,,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,,,,zz i just know i want to rip wood apart w my teeth when i see him

THE LING VS BRADLEY FIGHT ....... SEEING JUST HOW SKILLED LING IS ................ [[RIPS EYELASHES OUT]

remembering that random weeb tracked down my fmab tweets about how this show is, if anything, anti-military propaganda, and they tried to say scar was an underdeveloped antagonist framed as being irredeemable. like there isnt a whole eps w the invasion from his perspective.

like we dont see exactly why and how his hatred becomes his very being. like we dont see him develop allyships that come so close to being friendships. like we dont see him shed his need for revenge in the last episode as he chooses to finally, years later, move forward.

country of mostly white people forcibly annexes smaller country and then proceeds to commit an organized genocide against them ....a country built on blood torn down by the people it used as pawns........a complete overhaul from within...HOW IS THAT MILITARY PROPAGANDA...

EVERY MILITARY OFFICIAL IS EITHER A FIGURE OF UNCHANGEABLE EVIL OR A REVOLUTIONARY DEAD SET IN TEARING THE SYSTEM DOWN BY THE STONES ....... I WILL DEFEND THIS ENDLESSLY

fr though if i hadn't already been adamantly anti military this show would've damn well set me on my way from the first watch

lan fan using the arm bait thing ed did . she is cooler than every alchemist on this show

oh . OH SHIT ITS THE GLUTTONY EPS YES YES YES YES YES

roy: regicide

envy gender

the scar on roy's hand .

FJXHDBSN it was literally only like. 5 hours until ling and ed decided eating a boot was the only way to survive. they are so stupid and so dear to me

AH YES ............. THE MEETING(TM)

THEY LITERALLY EAT A BOOT .... I HATE THEM

the reveal that envy made the first shot.... the way the flashbacks always highlight the eye colors and leave everything else in muted sepia ......

the funniest thing wrath ever did was think that a winning tactic was keeping hawkeye on as his personal assistant. as if she is not the biggest threat to his plans that close

ed and ling's dynamic . . . ... . . . . . . . .

AL'S BODY .

s3 opening i love you

s3e1 i Know is a recap eps. i Know all this information. i literally only watch this show in moronically dedicated marathons of dozens of episodes in one sitting. i have done this no less than 6 times. why do i never skip it.

like ig the hohenheim+father bits are important but again. ive seen this show A Lot

never mind i figured it out. it's because it's really, fucking Sad

one of the things '03 fma fucked up HARD was hohenheim like they made him such a creep and it made zero sense .... he's just depressed

sometimes i get very sad over the physical meeting al does....the habitual memory of trembling from fear or sighing audibly ingrained into him despite the loss of his body ..... rrrgeggggghhhhhhhggggrggrgrghhhhhrhh

*EMOTING ... i typed that like 4 times tf

GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING

GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING GREEDLING

IM ABOUT TO EAT THE CARPET

it's the fact that greed consistent "flaw", to father and the homunculi, at least, is that he so aggressively what's "his"........he , Cares ,,,,

GREED IS ..... EVERYTHING 2 ME ..........GREEDLING BEING THE SOURCE OF ALL MY PAIN AND HAPPINESS ALIKE .. LING BEING RUTHLESSLY AMBITIOUS AND GREED BEING OBSESSIVELY PROTECTIVE ........THE VIBES THEY CULTIVATE.................MOODBOARD ::

they see humans as resource but greed is not so discriminate in what he considers his own and he viciously protects that list with everything he has....it's the fact that every vice is the opposing side of a coin containing a virtue as well ...he is selfish but not self serving..

THE VIRTUE IN OPPOSITION TO THE VICE THAT IS GREED BEING CHARITY ...... GREED'S FINAL ACT BEING HIS GREATEST SACRIFICE....@ NASA LAUNCH ME INTO THE DARK COLD VOID OF SPACE PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

roy is their dad . hohenheim just gave them abandonment issues

that [yanks back shower curtain] meme except its
[leaning on photo booth] greed: hey - stop yelling it's just me - yea so the other personality in my body has a coded message for your friend could you pass it along?

WE GET TO SEE OLIVIER SOON .... HELLO WIFE

actually this makes me crazy like it's been a day and he's already up to his own shit father's plans be damned like he does not give a fuck https://twitter.com/shownump4/status/1304629939510091778?s=19

PAUSE IT WASN'T EVEN A FULL DAY IT WAS ONLY HOURS LATER ..... I LOVE HIM

one of the best parts of fmab is they physically aged ed as the seasons go on and do it really well ....its a rare detail and i love it dearly

watching roy as a result of years of propaganda completely turn his back on all of that entirely because he believes, truly, that good can still be done. i will be passing away

when riza recounts the war ..........yes im still mad ppl call this military propaganda bc my god they delve so well into the twisted cult that is a militant nation and its pawns

like i have very rarely if ever encountered media or literature that took the time and effort to show that war is always useless, that white nations are Evil, that there are people who join the military bc they feel there's no other choice and have to deal with the consequences

it's really the fact that for every military official that is a main character, they are either simultaneously a bleeding heart revolutionary hell bent on tearing apart the nation that sent them to d1e, or an irredeemable genocidal maniac

fmab does not have time for dispassionate moderates and i love it for that

when they talk about mustang taking power and the aftermath ..... when they talk about bringing THEMSELVES to be court martialed......... I AM GOING TO PASS AWAY

ed's trust of the anarchy squad vs his sense of justice

when they all have ti split up....i cant wait for briggs when we get to see falman again and especially olivier

"I PROMISE TO PAY YOU BACK WHEN YOU BECOME FÜHRER" I WILL PUT MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL

ROY IS ED'S SHITTY STUPID DAD AND ED IS ROY'S SHITTY BRATTY KID

MADAM CHRISTMAS......

s3 makes me feel insane

GEN. GRUMMSN .....one of my favorite side characters

BRIGGS BRIGGS BRIGGS BRIGGS BRIGGS

PRIDE IA FCUKJNG TERRIFYUNG I HATEBTHIS

ED IS SUCH A SHIT ?????

the gag of being in the library

"i wonder if we'll see snow !" and here come the tears

there maintains a childish glee to the elric brothers... they're excited to see snow. they're excited to learn. they're the focal point to a war and yet they find warm things to latch onto and enjoy. they fight for life not just in the quest for their bodies. they do it always.

KIMBLEE VS SCAR ON THE TRAIN . FUCK

me every time they reach briggs: EXTREME TEMPERATURES ALTER CHEMICAL REACTIONS

i think being raised by scientists is one of my worst qualities im so annoying watching this

OOOOOOLLLLLLLLIIIIIIVVVVVVIIIIIIEEERRRRRR

ed u are so horrible god bless <3

falman under sham orders and being punished by the nation's head: i can handle a demotion but if you touch my nephews.....

HE WAS READY TO FIGHT BUCCANEER PKAY IM SO SAD

hi. i love falman

roy's character vs olivier's is that roy is an idealistic cynical revolutionary driven by rage and the justice he holds dear through that whereas olivier truly adheres to her idea of survival of the fittest...she Will protect herself and her's. anyone who gets in her way is dead

roy has loyalties before goals olivier has loyalties to reach goals....... it's why they clash the way they do. also bc roy's a whore but yes

alkahestry vs alchemy.....the idea of of connection through people vs connection through power.............hhhhHGgGGHGGHGGGGhhhgghhhhhhhhh

falman canon history nerd

the , fxuking suckerpunch of the elric bros realizing all the did in liore was rendered useless by the central command insurrection

and where is rose? where are the innocents?

ah yes....the baschool episode