I& #39;m sorry, the juxtaposition of these scenes just cracks me the hell up. (Cleansing Mist is hot AF though, ngl.) #QuanZhiGaoShou
I love that Bao Zi (whose character design is insanely adorable in-game in this jfc) is like, I& #39;m going to take this particular and totally completely appropriate moment to hit on this cute chick, and the minute she turns him down... #QuanZhiGaoShou
Just turns right around to the cute guy behind him and tries the exact same line. I& #39;m reading this as canonically chaotic disaster bisexual Bao Zi, and it brings me the greatest of joys. #QuanZhiGaoShou
Yifan is even more baby in this, oh my god. He is possibly Most Baby. Which, oh no; for reals. OH NO. #QuanZhiGaoShou

I mean, Yingjie gets serious baby points too, case in point the picture here:
But Yifan! You literally get his Captain (privately) saying he& #39;s not a good fit for Tiny Herb; then he gets mocked by a dickhead; and then Ye Xiu comes online and *remembers Yifan* and *says nice things* and suggests he play a more suited class and *here is why*. #QuanZhiGaoShou
I know this was in the drama too but: no fucking wonder he& #39;d follow Ye Xiu to the end of the earth; honestly. This Senior just appears and has *noticed him* and has paid enough attention (and cares enough) to actually give out customised advice. It hits more here. #QuanZhiGaoShou
(This version of Yifan is so fucking adorable. And will be instantly deleted from my brain the minute I finish watching this because. No. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">)
My absolutely chaotic bisexual son genuinely *is* the most fucking chaotic. I& #39;m going to be real, he& #39;s one my favourites in this version so far. Just. Bless him. Bless him so much. #QuanZhiGaoShou
He is definitely the one that I am finding myself, idk how to put it: pulling the most things out of this show to blend into my mental image of the character overall? #QuanZhiGaoShou
Stop, it& #39;s too adorable. #QuanZhiGaoShou
OH NO. In the endlessly worrying category of Shit I Should Have Seen Coming But Somehow Didn& #39;t— I know I spend an awful lot of time thinking about Sun Xiang& #39;s praise kink, but let me suggest another (so cursed, so right): Qiao Yifan& #39;s praise kink.

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(But not with the donghua version, bc that& #39;s illegal.)
Just give Yifan all the nice things https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> #QuanZhiGaoShou
Why is Yu Wenzhou the hardest for me to accept the look of in the animation, and is it the lack of glasses? (Also, these two https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💙" title="Blaues Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Blaues Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💙" title="Blaues Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Blaues Herz">) #QuanZhiGaoShou
Okay but the fact they in-game design this as *actual speech bubbles* that *actually crowd up the screen* so, y& #39;know, even your allies can& #39;t see is... wow. Uh. What a Choice that is. #QuanZhiGaoShou
ANYWAY that& #39;s the whole season, and so that& #39;s (at least theoretically) also the end of me spamming away on this thread. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">
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