ranking various judas betrayal kisses based on how homoerotic i think they are: a thread i am certainly going to hell for

the taking of christ by caravaggio: the drama of it all.....the lighting.....a solid 7/10

kiss of judas by giotto: what makes this one great is the stares they give each other amidst all the chaos in the bg. good ol 8/10

the kiss from lady gaga's judas video: no further comment needed. and it's norman reedus so it's an automatic 9/10.

the kiss of judas by ludovico carracci: this one gets a 6/10 but i appreciate the judas fruitiness of it all

judas kiss from the bible 2013: THE CINNAMON-TOGROPHY.....THE LOOK OF BETRAYAL....A NICE 10/10

the kiss of judas by ary scheffer: this one is kinda lame. 3/10 but the pure unamused face on jesus makes me crack up every time

bacio di giuda by ignatius jacometti: the cradling....i think id give this a nice 6 or 7/10

judas kiss by francisco salzillo: giving this an 8 simply because of the power this jesus expression holds im not even exaggerating either

the judas kiss by karl bryullov: yeah maybe this is a little gay. 9/10.

this judas kiss painting by an unknown painter: they're unknown bc of the sheer power of this piece. 8.5/10.

judas kiss by jean bourdichon: gonna be honest this one doesn't feel like a betrayal kiss it feels like jesus came home after a long day of work and yknow what. 9/10 just for that.

the kiss of judas by james tissot: i hate that the framing of this kinda looks like their walk in the park got interrupted. 8/10.

this judas kiss art from the malov church: why is this oddly cute and tender. im going to hell for saying that but anyway 10/10.

judas kiss by igor samsonov: this one makes me laugh because like. the tension and the drama of it all but the face on jesus makes it so funny. 7/10.

this judas kiss mosiac by byzantine artists: i like the aesthetic of this one a lot. solid 7.5/10.

this swedish production of jesus christ superstar: im just gonna let the picture speak for itself. 10/10.

this judas kiss from jesus christ superstar 2000: 100000/10 TALENTED BRILLIANT INCREDIBLE AMAZING SHOWSTOPPING NEVER THE SAME TOTALLY UNIQUE

the judas kiss from the last temptation of christ: the comments under the video for this one were disabled so you know it's good. 10/10 SDFHGH

the judas kiss from the 1973 jesus christ superstar movie (i forgot. forgive me): big fan of this one. a nice 9/10.

the judas kiss from stations of the cross: why are all of the movie interpretations of this mega gay. anyway 8.5/10.

oops. got the name of this one wrong it's actually passion of christ i think. rating still stands dhfgh

we're back with the swedish production of jesus christ superstar. im not even gonna say anything just watch. 100000000000000000/10.

this random clipart from google images: 10/10 for being the most adorable depiction of betrayal ive ever seen

judas kiss from the gospel according to st. matthew: this feels like im looking an old photograph of a gay divorce. 9/10.

the judas kiss from dracula 2000: this one is kinda boring and only happens for a split second but im giving it a solid 6/10 because the plot twist is dracula being judas is so fucking funny

i had to get a bootleg but here it is. the judas kiss from manga messiah: it's a jesus manga with the tsundere judas i automatically gotta give it at least an 8/10

why am i still updating this. the judas kiss from billy bat: the tension on this one is unironically really good. i’d give it a nice 9/10.

these pages from a saint young men doujinshi: the more i dig deep the funnier the content gets. what do i even say to this it’s a doujinshi about jesus and judas. 10/10

im just coming to the conclusion that jesus christ superstar is just gay as hell but anyway. german 2014 production of jesus christ superstar: 100/10 they're really just kissing bc they want to dhfgh

we're still going. kiss of judas by dame werburg welch: it's giving "the kiss by gustav klimt" vibes but in reverse and i kinda love it for that. 9/10.

kiss of judas from several books of hours: this one is fun bc there's multiple versions and interpretations since a book of hours is just an old general christian manuscript/devotional book (hope i got that right lmao.) anyway these are some of favorites. solid 9/10s

the kiss of judas from psautier a l'Usage de paris: oh im in love with this one. everyone's goofy smiley faces really makes this one. this isnt a betrayal kiss this is just a very intense gay wedding. 11/10

this nice little kiss of judas carving from the 16th century: fellas is it gay. yeah. 10/10 the hand placement says it all

AND WE’RE STILL NOT DONE BECAUSE IDK WHAT IM DOING WITH MY LIFE
some judas movie i forgot the name of: see this was actually really good but then judas just exited the scene in the most no homo way possible so i give it an 8/10.

another judas movie i forgot the name of: oh my god the music in this scene alone makes it gayer than it needs to be. instant 10/10 for the drama of it all.