I am now going to watch Venom https://twitter.com/Defoni/status/1287504214315458560

Done. Thoughts (and know that I have no prior knowledge of these characters):

First 20 minutes were really terribly clumsy. After the "six months later" leap, it started to get some structure and improved.

Zero points for originality for having the main villain be an evil scientist with psychopathic tendencies and a god complex. 100% points for having that said evil scientist be played by the stunningly beautiful Riz Ahmed (those huge Disney prince eyes, I could just drown in them)

This line Eddie says: "I'm gonna go home, chase myself around, play hard to get"? Not allowed. You can't just casually mention that you're gonna go home and have yourself a kinky session of masturbation, my heart can't take that.

FINALLY things got REALLY good once Venom the-black-goo-monster went inside Eddie and I'm going to LOSE MY MIND WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THE MONSTERFUCKER GLORY THAT THIS MOVIE IS????!!!!! THIS CAME OUT IN 2018 I'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON THIS BEAUTIFUL THING FOR TWO YEARS.

Venom's so /protective/ of Eddie. There's a motorcycle/car chase and Eddie screams, "I am going to die!" and Venom yells back, "you are not going to die!" sounding all like how DARE you even SUGGEST that I'd let anything like that happen to you?

And the possessiveness, dear gods, the /possessiveness/.

"I am Venom. And you are mine."
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"Who is Anne? Your pulse has quickened."
"That is none of your goddamn business."
"Everything of yours is my business, Eddie."

There's gonna be some monsterfuckers on the writing theme, there's no other explanation for Eddie uttering out THIS line: "I have spent a significant amount of time with one of these creatures up my ass."

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While Venom's inside Anne, it kisses Eddie.

Let me repeat that: While Venom is inside Anne, it KISSES EDDIE.

And this last convo between Anne & Eddie:

A: It did feel kinda great, though.
E: What?
A: I mean, the-
E: The power?
A: Yeah. When it's, you know...
E: Inside you?

The smut potential of this is off the fucking roof, Eddie and Venom sharing the same body but still being two different, self-aware entities....

Sorry bout all of *vaguely waves hand* /this/, but I think this movie just broke me a little.