oikawa is alright with everyone being all heart eyes over iwaizumi. what hes not alright with is how iwa has no fucking clue on whats going on

oikawa: so sakusa told you to hold onto his arm a little longer? were you doing stretches?
iwa: well no he said he needed me to hold his arm for moral support bc he was going through some stuff
oikawa: are you iwaizumi hajime (27) moral support
iwa: .........no

oikawa: do u not see that theyre all in love with you
iwaizumi: they are not in love with me. they simply respect me as their trainer
oikawa: i respect my trainer but u dont see me buying bouqets of roses for him
iwaizumi: HOSHIUMI THOUGHT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY
oikawa: HM OK SURE

iwaizumi: today i said i wanted to get a drink but i needed to pee first but when i came back from the toilet there were like 12 cans of isotonic drinks on my desk
oikawa: ..........do you see no-
iwaizumi: THEYRE NOT IN LOVE WITH ME
oikawa: ....wokay

oikawa: i heard atsumu got another injury today
iwa: yeah its the weirdest thing. i walk in to wish them a good day and suddenly he fell? he wasnt even playing?
oikawa: did he make you touch his leg
iwa: .....
oikawa: your silence is deafening

oikawa: do u see that they like u now
iwa: i guess they must really like me for my profession
oikawa: [looking at the pic of the japan nt team looking at iwa’s muscles] uhuh sure it’s a start