bts as different types of armys on twitter: a thread

namjoon: the nice big acc
- clapped layouts but we all love him
- he makes streaming parties and encourage people to vote and stream
- doesn't really like drama but would end someone's whole career if they insult bts

jimin: the social fairy
- gg stan, hates men but bts is an exception
- soft stan
- likes to debut fancams every week
- have a crush on oomfs but he is shy to tell them
- he is in 45 different gcs and he is close w a lot of people
- gay

hoseok: the nice armymulti
- he ults bts but stans 849494 groups
- uses 'HSHSNDJEH' way too often
- one of the bestest people on this app
- he is always one of the first people who will like and rt your twts because you are his fav oomf
- daily 'good morning ' tweets

yoongi: the armysh00ter
- his language is 'speaking facts only'
- everyone loves him
- he is really sweet and kind but if you insult bts he will end you
- he can make someone deactivate or go private real quick
- anti white and anti hetero

seokjin: that one pretty army we all have a crush on
- he has his face as pfp bc he is pretty and he knows it
- everytime he posts for the army selca day, the fandom goes: gay mode
- he is funny too, he blows up often
- he is basically good at everything

jungkook: the famous one
- he is on everyone's tl 24/7
- all his tweets are blowing up because he is so fucking funny
- loves bts so much he only talks about them although he stans other 3 groups
- he tries to eradicate every 'what color is your bra?' big acc

taehyung: the artistic one
- that one army who is drawing bts and we are all whipped
- he always takes time to say 'thank you' to every comment who is complimenting his work, the sweetest person
- he also likes making aus
- he blows up a lot
- really gay