Why Martinelli is the best youth player in the Premier League:
[ A THREAD ]

1. Martinelli (10) has more letters in his surname than Foden (5), TAA (3) and Greenwood (9).

2. Martinelli plays for Arsenal FC, who are alphabetically (1) the first and best team in the PL. (AFC Bournemouth are getting relegated.)

3. Martinelli has scored more goals for Arsenal (lots) than Greenwood, Foden, TAA and CHO have scored for Arsenal (0).

4. Martinelli is fast but also strong.

5. I said he is.

6. Martinelli (35) has a higher number than Greenwood (26) and others, so he is more cool.

7. Martinelli (35) has a lower number than TAA (66) and others, so he is more important.

8. I like Martinelli.

9. Martinelli has played under a wanted criminal and still scored.

10. End of Thread.
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