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Reasons to why Tottenham Hotspur will win the 20/21 premier league (a thread)
1. We're dripping in gucci
2. we have a fucking huge stadium = means were the biggest club in the world ofc, which obvs means we'll win the league.
3. we have decent cards on fifa 
4. we have the best manager in the world, im not even being sarcastic here
5. our players actually have a good dress sense, which means they are good at football
6. we have alot of social media followers, that obvs means were winning the league
7. i said we are, so we are.
8. if we dont win, you'll know about it 
9. i can't think of anything else that's funny, so end of thread.
