Thread by @xAlfieTHFC, Reasons to why Tottenham Hotspur will win the 20/21 premier league (a [...]

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Reasons to why Tottenham Hotspur will win the 20/21 premier league (a thread)

1. We& #39;re dripping in gucci

2. we have a fucking huge stadium = means were the biggest club in the world ofc, which obvs means we& #39;ll win the league.

3. we have decent cards on fifa

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4. we have the best manager in the world, im not even being sarcastic here

5. our players actually have a good dress sense, which means they are good at football

6. we have alot of social media followers, that obvs means were winning the league

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7. i said we are, so we are.

8. if we dont win, you& #39;ll know about it

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9. i can& #39;t think of anything else that& #39;s funny, so end of thread.

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