Y’all! I’m in a waterbed!!!!!
Ok. I lied
I’m stoned!
My bed vibrates. I’ve sunken inside the mattress. It’s ok tho. I can breathe, I have Doritos and my phone.

Under the sea mattress
Under the sea mattress.

Darling it’s better cuz it ain’t wetter take it from meeeeee
Out on the shore they work all day.
Down in the sea mattress we fuck away!
GHOST FISH!!!!!!

My bad for not captioning this I’m high I see ghost fish and I laugh.

Paraphrasing like a MUTHAFUCKA I’m sorry.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SMOKINGGGGG

Golden Goat review
MDMA!?! That’s ecstasy right!?

I wanted to try shrooms not mdma!

I mean. I’m not smoking MDMA. Wait. Do you smok...oh nahhh Issa pill.

I mean. I’m not popping MDMA.

Bitch these colors are gorgeous!
I GOTTA MAKE SOME EDIBLES WITH THIS STRAIN!!!

I took 3 hits y’all. THREE! I am discombobulated!

Ohhhh shit! This weed makes my typos go away!!!!!!

I done spelt a $6 word without a typo. That’s like a world record for me.

I deserve a cookie or something!
Someone gimme a quarter so I can make my bed vibrate again.
Nevermind I have a remote.

I’m like lying on a vibrating beach right now.

My heating bad is the hot sand and my vibrating bed is like a vibrating sand.

Wait. That’s not right.

My heating pad is the hot and the vibrating bed is the vibrating sand.

💥 BOOM 💥
If I took 3 pulls and I’m chilling with the Great Value Sebastian, what’s gonna happen when I make brownies with this?!?

Lemme order LifeAlert cuz I done passed out smoking this yesterday. 😩 my soul finna leave when I eat that brownie.

I CANNOT WAIT!!!!
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