cancel me for this later or whatever but

twins ben and kylo who have an onlyfans that caters to the whole 'threesome with twins'/twincest fantasy. it's pretty much all lewds but they still make BANK off it because they're identical. hux is shamefully enough a loyal subscriber.

'don't you wanna be in the middle of a solo sandwich?'

they do play it up for the camera and exaggerate it with the whole 'good twin bad twin' thing. it's usually color coordinated. ben is cool colors and white, kylo is warm colors and black.

a mix of creative themes, great

photoshoots, impeccable marketing and complete and utter shamelessness can be attributed to their success.

it was kylo’s idea. while watching porn he saw a video title and was hit with a stroke of genius. all he had to do to convince ben was point out that ben is broke as shit.

people are actually way more chill about it than either of them expected but they quickly realize that it's the whole 'getting double teamed' fantasy and they milk that for all it's worth.

they release a pov video that's just them shirtless dirty talking to the camera.

they're both wearing jeans so it's not that scandalous in that sense. between kylo sensually whispering what seems like them plotting what to do to the viewer but in reality is kylo reminding ben it's his turn to go grocery shopping and to remember to get oat milk this time

and a very creative line about how they don't like sharing so the viewer is gonna get both of them at the same time, it's a huge hit.

they get a flood of subscribers, one of them being hux who is originally pretty sure that this has to be a photoshop thing and that it's one guy.

said guy is very attractive though and anyway, doesn't everyone jerk off to questionable stuff sometimes. the content is good and also extremely sexy despite them never actually getting naked so hux stays a subscriber and is always excited when they release something new.

they do a whole thing for their birthday too. they take the 'I always had to share my birthday so tip us extra to help make up for it' route and bring in a lot of money that day.

hux also tips but messages their Twitter account too saying that he knows ben and kylo are the same

person but the whole birthday thing was well done. they read the message but don't respond.

next week they advertise that they've doing their first livestream soon. hux literally clears out his schedule for this cause he's very curious how the guy running the account is gonna

keep up the facade. also being hot as fuck is bonus.

when they actually do the live stream they mostly answer fan questions and then they get one that asks what made them decide to start live streaming too.

kylo sees the question and grins. "so we actually have an answer

for that."

"you guys remember our birthday, right?" ben asks the audience. "well someone dm'd us on twitter after."

kylo butts in. "this guy, who we're calling the ginger menace, said that he knows we're the same person and that it's all camera tricks."

hux’s mouth goes dry

when he realizes that they're talking about him.

ben smiles brightly. "so to make sure things are cleared up, we wanted to give you proof." ben is looking right at the camera in a way that makes hux feel like they know who he is.

"that sound good enough, ginger?" they're

literally talking directly to him now. kylo has a teasing tone. "you'll know for sure that you're actually getting what you paid for."

kylo is hyping up how there will now be proof that it's actually two people. he's typing it up a bit too much cause they haven't touched so

far during the live stream.

"when we touch our fingers you'll see that we're actually two people." kylo is super dramatic and slow about it and honestly hux is actually really curious now too.

at the last second ben stops and laughs. "you actually managed to catch me ginger.

there's no twin, it's just me, ben."

hux knew it! there's no way there's two guys this hot out there in the world. hux feels a little proud about picking up on earlier than everyone else.

kylo nods. "yeah, we're the same person. for example, if we were different people we

would be able to do this." kylo leans over to ben and kisses his cheek.

hux blinks. they actually touched. it's a live stream so it's not like it can be edited on the fly. kylo slings an arm around ben's neck, pulling him close so ben is facing kylo and straddling kylo’s

thigh. his back is to the camera but he turns to look at it.

"obviously you can see that we're the same person." ben singsongs. he's holding onto the kylo and now they're consistently touching each other.

it's very clear that they are actually two different people and hux

finds himself overcome with embarrassment. they're actually twins and hux basically called them liars.

more comments roll in and one asks about hux. ben reads them aloud. "someone wants to know what the ginger menace looks like. well, he young. pale skinned and freckled."

kylo waves his hand, "I'm the one who scrolled back to 2017 in his twitter to find a picture so you're welcome." kylo grins. "he's cute too."

hux is pretty sure he forgot how to breathe. shit, they know what he looks like too now. hux feels like such an ass.

"he is actually

ginger. like, it's real from what we could tell." ben clarifies. then he sees another comment and laughs. "someone wants to know if the curtains match the drapes."

there's a lot of people on this livestream and all of them are hearing theories on the color of hux’s pubes.

this is the worst thing that's ever happened to him.

"he's skinny too. all twinky. I'm not sure why he watches us, we'd break him in half in a second." kylo is clearly enjoying sharing his thoughts on hux.

another comment pops up. "oh? someone just suggested that if ginger

doesn't think we're actually twins we should bring him over and prove it in a way he can't deny." kylo looks delighted as he looks to ben. "whaddya think ben?"

hux is going to have a damn heart attack. this has to be some kind of bizzare nightmare.

ben smiles. "you wanna teach him a lesson together? sure, I'm in."

the chat explodes with people asking about hux all of a sudden and being very excited about the possibility of seeing, and quote, 'a ginger twink getting anally destroyed by two beefcakes'.

ben is looking at

the camera again. "your move, ginger. if you want proof that we're two different people then we'll be happy to give it to you." he practically purrs.

"you know where to find us. hurry up, I wanna know if you're ginger down there too." kylo teases. after that they close

the stream out after saying goodbyes.

people can't possibly be interested in knowing anything about him, right? hux knows he's a pretty dull person and he's not exactly the pinnacle of masculinity.

oh god what if they do? what is hux supposed to do? he can't just go track

down a set of onlyfans twins and fuck them. he has work tomorrow.

hux’s phone buzzes and he has a dm on twitter. hux opens it, terrified about what it could possibly be. it's actually very short. no angry dm or potentially lawsuit. it's just a message that says

'hmu '