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Things tori says high on the phone: a thread
“ *inaudable* ...Look like mr. Incredible”
Me: Who looks like that tori?
*laughs uncontrollably* “you!”
Me: Who looks like that tori?
*laughs uncontrollably* “you!”
“Ain’t nobody gonna see my titties except my husband. Not even my kids... well I’m not gonna starve them.. but they gonna have their eyes closed”
“My doctor not even gonna be able to see them. My husband is gonna have to FT the doc and ask alright now what do I do”
“My doctor not even gonna be able to see them. My husband is gonna have to FT the doc and ask alright now what do I do”
“And my moms door don’t close quite. Mine is quite, you know. It don’t make no STATEMENT”
“Adrianna got too many friends. Acting like she a service hotline, gotta make an appointment to talk to her”
“I’m finna watch Mickey mouse club house”
*finds this thread*
Laughs uncontrollably
*snorts once*
“You the funniest MFer ever”
Laughs uncontrollably
*snorts once*
“You the funniest MFer ever”
“Sometimes when we get off the phone I kinda feel like you hug me like we always do when we say bye in person.. “ 
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