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I have a Klingon history joke, but most people couldn& #39;t Kahless... 
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Ok, now I have tons of these swirling around in my head.
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I have a joke about the Founders, but the punchline isn& #39;t very solid.
I have a joke about gagh, but it& #39;s a little hard to swallow.
I have an Andorian joke, and you will laugh until you& #39;re blue in the face.
I have a Borg joke, but it& #39;s usually met with a collective groan.
I have another Borg joke, and this one is very hard to resist.
I have a joke about phasers, but you might be stunned by the ending.
I have a joke about a warp core breach, but after hearing it, you& #39;ll barely be able to contain yourself.
I have a Caretaker joke. It always invokes an array of responses.
I have a Garak joke, but it& #39;s really plain and simple.
I have a long joke about Chief O& #39;Brien, but it feels like it goes on for Miles.
I have a Starfleet propulsion joke, but you won& #39;t appreciate it unless you have a warped sense of humor.
I have an Odo regeneration joke. So, once you hear it, you can cross that off your bucket list.
I have a joke about Romulan weapons, but it& #39;s a little disruptive.
I have a joke about Spot, but if I told you, you& #39;d think I was kitten.
I have a Captain Pike joke, but... Ok, now you& #39;re not even listening. You& #39;re just daydreaming about Anson Mount.
A few non-Trek jokes for good measure:
I have an amphibian joke, but someone may have toad it already.
I have an amphibian joke, but someone may have toad it already.
I have a rate of change joke, but it& #39;s a little derivative.
I have a joke about convenient baked goods, and it& #39;s the greatest thing since sliced bread.
I have a small carpentry joke, but when you hear it, you may be a little board.
I would tell you a joke about Linkin Park, but in the end it doesn& #39;t even matter.
