"Welp, now you're spotted, might as well kill them- aaaand now she's dead. Nice. Way to go." @libraryofkath
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"Get on the ceiling. No, the ceiling. The CEILING. Kath, the ceil-okay stop running. No he's gonna see you, you have to sto- aaand he saw you."
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"They've got MJ so you've gotta save your ex girlyfriend."
"But I don't wanna save my ex girlyfriend-"
"Well, you've gotta."
"Am I done being stealthy?"
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"Wheeeeeeee! Whoosh!!! Where are you, Shocker? No wait get off the dadgum roof- oh, nope. Here we go. Nope. I'm not ready. I'm gonna die."
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"NO, Peter, why are you so stupid?! Get on the---PETER! Oh, you don't wanna hurt me, but you're gonna destroy the whole dadgum city, cause that makes- PETER! COME ON, WOULD YOU GO?!"
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"Peter, I swear, if you don't stay up on these buildings- exCUSE ME, SIR. How dare you?! Yeah, I'm not a fan, bud. Wh-Yeah you've gotta move, he's getting away!"
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"You act like this is so easy!"
"It is! Just run, hold down R2, run jump and thwip!"
"I am!"
"Jump and thwip!!! No don't kick, THWIP!"
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"Wrong way."
"Uughhh, Peterrrr, why are you so dumbbbb?"
"That's on you, girl, turn the other way."
"Uuuuggggghhhhh."
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*chucks the controller at me to get her through it*
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"That's it?! That's all I had to do?! Uuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh"
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Peter: "Wow that might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
@libraryofkath: "Yeah, well, I've got some not-so-nice things to say to you right now."
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"Who's more chaotic, me, or Peter Parker? -- *falls to ground* Oh..mkay Peter. Get off the- *sigh*"
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"Uuuugh, boy, you are so stupid."
"That's once again on you girl, you're the one running him into the walls and boxes and stuff."
"It's not my fault he doesn't know how to function on his own."
"He's a VIDEO GAME CHARACTER, you're the one controlling him!"
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"Oh now he's Spidey again."
"You say that like it's a bad thing?"
"Well he doesn't listen."
"Again, you're the one in control here."
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"Well...That's quite the view. You're zoomed in on his butt."
"Well, @JohnBubniak has a nice butt, what can I say?"
"You know I'm gonna tweet that and tag him, right?"
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"You always were the smartest guy in the room."
Both of us, simultaneously: "YoU aLwAyS wErE tHe SmArTeSt GuY iN tHe RoOm."
@libraryofkath: "Yeah and then you lock your kid up in a chamber cause you think he's dying yet you're the one that's gonna kill him."
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"...Does this mean they had to photograph @JohnBubniak in his underwear?"
Me: *shrugs* Probably, like they did with @TomHolland1996
@libraryofkath:

"No you have to get in the smog. Like the black part. You have to get in it."
"I AM in it."
"No, like, IN it in it. Get in it."
"I AM!"
"No, like *IN* IT."
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"I don't have enough coffee to deal with Peter Parker right now. No wonder MJ broke up with him."
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"Where is it??"
"You have to go up."
"I AM up."
"No, like, UP up."
"I am!!!"
"LOOK UP."
"Oh."
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"How many dumb levels is Peter Parker? 50 KAGILLION."
"You know, I'm surprised he's not a flat spider by now from all the times I've run him into buildings and- PETER. Boy, if you don't----"
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"Swish and flick!"
"...Wrong fandom."
Baby Bloom: "Thwip and release!"
@libraryofkath: "Yeah, well, at this point, your mom is Hermione, so it doesn't really matter, does it?"
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"Does he get away again?"
"No not this time, cause you end up dropping the whole building on top of them."
"Why is Peter always getting buildings dropped on top of him?!"
"That's what I'm saying."
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Kath: "NO NO NO NO NO I WASN'T READY-- Oh boy, here we go."
Shocker: "You really wanna help me?"
"No, he just wants to put you into Ryker's, but, ya know..."

"L1 R1 wheeeeee!- Oh boy. Oh, Peter, why? This is when I'm gonna die."
"Triangle!"
"I am!!"
"I mean, I might as well just die."
"You can still make it, ya know--- ah, nevermind."
Baby Bloom: "I love when you get defeated."
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"WOULD YOU QUIT FLINGING THOSE AT CIVILIANS?!"
"What else can I grab??"

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