I& #39;m getting desperate, @enjoyGLOBE -- maybe you can help out this legacy acclunt holder? (A THREAD) #internetproblems

I received a text message two weeks ago saying my mobile data consumption was excessive, so @enjoyGLOBE slowed down my connection speed... to 20KB/sec. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

I tried calling your hotline but there was no option there where I could talk to a rep about my problem. I tried pressing a random option just to get into the system, but it was automated and I was basically talking to a computer. It didn& #39;t get anywhere. @enjoyGLOBE

I wouldn& #39;t take my problems to social media but I& #39;m left with no choice. My bills are paid, so why this ridiculous speed cap of 20KB/s? I feel like a loyal girlfriend who& #39;s been dropped by a lying boyfriend. (You& #39;re the boyfriend, @enjoyGLOBE , in case the analogy wasn& #39;t clear.)

So, let& #39;s repair this relationship before I seriously consider a breakup. A ten-year relationship is worth saving, right? The ball is in your court, @enjoyGLOBE -- show me you& #39;re worth fighting for. (END OF THREAD.)