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stroytime theard : how i almost had a mini me

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so im in the 10th grade and im dating this girl she brand new at are school so im naturally tryna fw he cause she pretty and nobody fw her

so me and her were dating for like 3 months at this point so we jhi locked in saying we love you and shit like that

i swear its like her brain was damaged or sum cause she would say or do the dumbest shit like she was dropped on her head as a child or sum

so one night we get ina argument over sum dumb shit so i broke up with her cause fuck her but her cousin was saying she locked herself ina bathroom and was goin kill herself

so i did the only thing i could do i told that bitch it was a prank and that i loved her because i ain’t want her to die and they blame me

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so she still jhi fucked up but we cool so the next day at school i skip wit my man to go smoke but she actually goes to school but me and her not really speaking

so my man had a girl and his girl and my girl was cool so she ft him and she like she finna leave school and come to his house we see she’s not alone on the phone so we instantly know its my girl but they kept saying it wasn’t her

so im like ik this sneaky bitch ain’t tryna pop up on me so im jhi heated cause i dont really wanna speak to her

they both pull up but me and my man were high as shit cause we just faced some jays

so i go upstairs to his room with my girl and my man and his girl go down stairs to watch tv

so this bitch locks the door instantly and starts asking hella questions and my high ass was just laughing at her

so she push me ona bed and start tugging at my belt and im like oh shit cause i was literally fried boots

this bitch starts looking me dead in my eyes and sucking my dick i swear i ain’t ever laugh so hard in my life

so we start fucking and mind you im still high as shit so my reflexes is jhi like slow rn

fool im like damn idk if its the weed or if its her but this pussy is fucking exquisite like literally top tier

so im getting ready to nut i start getting up to pull out this bitch grab my neck and puts her legs around my waist and pulls me in while im tryna pull out

SLIM THE WAY I ALMOST PUNCHED THAT BITCH IN HER FACE

so im tripping out cause im still high and idk if i nutted in her and she crying cause she dont know either

so she calls my mans girl to come up stairs and shes losing her shit and i over there wondering if i should flee the country

so we both calm down and clean up and start talking making sure were on the same page

i lay down and guess what this evil bitch do....

she pull my pants down AGAIN after everything that just happened and im high so i have no control of whats going on

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so we fuck again and then go home

she ended up really being pregnant because of that situation but she got an abortion and thats how i almost had a mini me

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