Am I listening to every song as they come up in the video to find out what Taylor songs I like after folklore slayed my existence... maybe
First 3 songs are very yeehaw, Jesus lovin Taylor. Not a fan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">. Can only go up from here
Her dress in the change video is cute though!
Number 130 is bad blood and like... I get it but it kinda bops lmaoo. I guess her vocals are kinda weeeeird but whatever

The music video is so cringe though like she’s trying SO hard to look tough and it doesn’t work https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
129 is I don’t wanna live forever and yea that tracks it’s pretty generic
(On second thought bad blood is pretty shitty and there is something about her vocals that bugs me I can’t put my finger on it)
133-131 were highway don’t care, Christmas must be something more, and change btw.

128 is I knew you were trouble and I disagree this bops hard!! It’s always bopped hard!! (I mean she’s right it’s pretty generic but ya know https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌" title="Siegeshand" aria-label="Emoji: Siegeshand">)
127. Me! - I feel the same about it as I did when I first heard it. Its aight https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™€ïž" title="Achselzuckende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (heller Hautton)">. I’m not offended but it could’ve used Brendan’s voice better. The music video is SO fun and colorful though!!
126. Look what you made me do - idk if I like this song or if I just like it when drag queens lip sync to it. I think it’s the latter.

Once again, “badass” leather mommy Taylor is just simply not believable. Also we do not stan using black/poc dancers as props
125. You need to calm down - I like the song but this is NOT the gay anthem she thinks it is (Betty is though) and its not a good look comparing the bigotry queer people face to people being mean to you on Twitter lolll. She did put up money though so????
124. Stay stay stay - kinda cute, kinda sounds like a nick jr song https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™€ïž" title="Achselzuckende Frau (heller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (heller Hautton)">
123. Both of us - I.... something about this feels vaguely white saviory (if you watch the video)?!? I don’t know we’re gonna move on
122. A place in this world - she wrote it at 13 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„ș" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> that’s adorable. It definitely shows though (sounds vaguely like a Hannah Montana song)
121. Girl at home - really boring lyrically. Like reeeally boring
120. Sweeter than fiction - this also feels like a Disney channel song lol

(I’m not gonna shit on her the whole time this video goes from the creator’s least favorite to favorite so we’ll get to good stuff at some point lol)
119. I’m only me when I’m with you - More Disney brand yeehaw Taylor. I’m growing weary of the forgetful tier https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😖" title="VerblĂŒfftes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: VerblĂŒfftes Gesicht">
118. Perfectly good heart - the debut songs just ain’t it but they’re adorable
117. Christmases when you were mine - kinda sweet! Maybe I’ll add it around December https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ„°" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
116. The outside - SHE SAID ROAD LESS TRAVELED BY WHICH SHE AlSO USED IN ILLICIT AFFAIRS WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAN (I don’t know if I like it or not but I HAve to save it so I can compare https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">)
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