rating harry styles shoes based on how much i want him to step on me ✨ a thread
4/10 i don't really like the color :/ nice style though
10/10 very shiny, i love the touch of color. i would feel honored to be stepped on
-10000/10 🤮 they look dirty and the random purple laces are NOT IT. deserves the death penalty. i would NOT want to stepped on by these
5/10 they look comfy, i wouldn't mind being stepped on. however they are too bright and need to be laced tighter. where are his socks??
11/10 CLEAAN. very nicely laced, i would very much like to be stepped on by these. they look comfortable too
10000/10 iconic met gala. very shiny and very high heeled. i would pay to be stepped on.
8/10 very pretty color, and i love the little design on the side. not quite shiny or heeled enough for my liking though.
2/10 average vans :/ not really worth being stepped on in my opinion
6/10 granny vibes, looks like he could bake delicious cookies. nice to look at, but not exactly worth being stepped on
12/10 very very pretty color that complements the pants perfectly. i would love to be stepped on by these.
end of thread :)
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