rating questionable characters i had a crush on as a kid a thread <3

diego - ice age

1000/10
- solid fucking dilf
- i was not able to take my eyes off of him
- my ideal man

buck - ice age

12/10
-HEAR ME OUT
- he was kind of hot
- he was just so adventurous
- i would dream of literally,,, him,,, taking me on adventures and i watched ice age 3 so much i would put myself in the movie just to be with him <3

simon (simone) - alvin and the chipmunks - chipwrecked

20/10
- normal simon was cool or whatever but fuck,,, sIMONE
- the scene where he danced in the rain with the purple bitch idk her name
- alexa play the song that goes ‘that should be me holding ur hand <3’

nick wilde - zootopia

3/10
- yeah he’s cute but,,
- judy was cuter

tigress - kung fu panda

2637383763/10
- DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF
- WOOF WOOF ARF GRRR WOOF ARf gRRR SNARL HHH WOOF
- she was just so cool i wanted to be with her pls
- tigress please i’m asking for your hand ( paw ???) in marriage <3

impy - impys wonderland

4/10
- his song was the only thing he had going for him tbh
- little bitch to his sister
- i think he was like really young in the movie so i just feel bad 4 him tbh

peter pan

20/10
- u cant fight me on this he was hot
- i literally wanted to be friends with him so bad
- i really wanted to be tinker bell when i was younger so i would always pray to the stars asking out loud if peter pan could take me to never land :(((

meg / hercules - hercules

368373/10
- i had a crush on both of them
- my bisexual ass <3
- literally cutest couple out there they were the og
- danny devito voiced the goat thing so that’s an automatic win

the tiger from zootopia

10/10
- would treat me right
- not appreciated enough
- dilf
- he just looks so kind
- i would sell the world for him

draco malfoy - harry potter

5/10
- plus points for him being the first human on this list
- i haven’t watched the movies in a long time but i remember being completely in awe with him <3

yzma - emperor’s new groove

3/10
- I CAN PROVIDE NO EXPLANATION FOR WHY I WAS ATTRACTED TO HER BUT I WAS

kronk - emperors new groove

8/10
- would treat me right

EVE - wall-e

7/10
- she was so cute
- her fucking GIGGLE
- i miss her i hope she’s doing well

scar - lion king

12/10
- yeah i’m still attracted to him tbh
- he’s HOT
- idk what it is about him like i’m he’s the villain but i love him

tigger - winnie the pooh

10/10
-nearly forgot about this fucker
- i really admired him when i was younger but i guess less so now,,
- he was just interesting
- i just wanted to get to know him

honorary mention

venom

1000/10
- i’m not gonna explain myself
- he was just hot ok <3