AT-HOME WING CHALLENGE IMMINENT (courtesy of @addoseattle)

hey @ericriveracooks, what's the scoop on what sauce is on what wing?
printed out 36 questions to fall in love to make it a little more like hot ones. also touched my cheek after arranging the wings on the baking sheet and i can feeeeel that
wing 1: easy, delicious
question: do you have a secret hunch about how you're going to die?
wing 2: probably my favorite? i don't normally like truffle but this shit was dope
question: what does friendship mean to you?
wing 3: got the tip of my tongue real good, tre took it like a champ
question: what would constitute a "perfect" day for you?
wing 4: the notorious da bomb, horrific, tastes awful, makes you want to die
question: if you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

both answered we would be birds so we didn't taste spice
wing 5: the last dab, not great tasting but feels like a break after da bomb. made us too cocky
question: tell your partner something that you like about them

(answers were very cute)
wing 6: pepper extract. almost barfed, drank and spit out so so so much milk. so fucking bad. good lord so bad. just kept thinking okay, you're peaking, this is the worst of it. then I kept peaking. the worst of it lasted like ten minutes. horrific.
question: AGGGHHH FUCK UGHHHHH
just had to eat some crackers to settle my stomach. it still feels spicy in there
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