me ranking harry styles falling on stage.

8/10
-highly deserved
-he was spinning in cake what did he expect
-wish there were better videos
-more or a slip wish he would have ate shit a bit more
-this was the blueprint

3/10
-barely a fall
-a point for taking someone down with him
-the shaving cream adds flavor

7/10
-a follow up from the last
-he slipped on the towel... flop
-feels like it’s in slow motion
-poor recovery
-again the shaving cream adds flavor

9/10
-Narry
-very corny
-this is why they never danced
-points for taking niall down with him
-the leg wrapped around niall is sexy
-legs intertwined at the end is immaculate

1/10
-not really a fall but had so much potential
-tummy
-shit balance would lose at limbo

5/10
-first he loses the drumstick... embarrassing
-next he trips mysteriously
-does a small roll basically he’s a gymnast
-then he slides on the ramp like a small worm
-highly embarrassing

6/10
-barely a fall more of a let me lie down i just tripped on air and the sheer power of me throwing my body around
-kept the energy on the floor
-he honestly looks hot

4/10
-points off because i couldnt find a video
-points off because zayn could have kicked him and i would love to see it
-like i said he has shit balance and i would rock his world at limbo

2/10
-i love when he trips
-not memorable
-the flop of the hair mwah
-harmed his dignity
-arms look delicious

10/10
-one of my favorites
-he literally threw himself to the ground because he’s too powerful
-ate shit
-was forced to recover on his back like a helpless turtle
-louis didnt help him up. deserved.

another view of the last one and this one’s even better.... so good mwah

5/10
-fell backwards
-failed to catch himself
-him being soaking wet adds something special
-“I’ve definitely fallen over” thank you for stating that we couldnt see it on the stadium’s massive screen

2/10
-not a fall but rather a slip
-i cant help but imagine him doing the splits

8/10
-slipped on a kiwi while singing kiwi.... it’s poetic justice
-i wish he would have fallen on his ass it would complete this
-he has his arrhythmic dancing to blame

11/10
-the fact that he punted a speaker off stage is what makes this fall great
-fell on his ass and stayed there
-continued to perform and then fell to his knees later out of sheer embarrassment (not in the video)

15/10
-i dont even need to explain
-blamed the stage for his clumsiness
-fell in slow motion
-ate absolute shit never seen a fall quite like it
-tried so hard to catch himself
- “physically, I’m fine... emotionally, I’m bruised”
-became a meme as it should

all done sorry if i missed any mwah