More tasty with monsterfucker flavor!!!!

Like yead dude you could totally kill me rn but your fangs, holy shit... you think you& #39;ll let me lick em once? https://twitter.com/ItsAiryBro/status/1287134516918853645">https://twitter.com/ItsAiryBr...
imagine UshiKuroDai with Arachne Daichi and Ushijima and Human Kuroo who accidentally gets trapped in their web
Kuroo: Hello and well met my leggy lads! Mind getting me out of here?
Daichi: I would mind very much, you& #39;re our dinner after all
Kuroo: Did you just call me a snacc?
Ushijima: no you& #39;re our dinner, not a snack
Kuroo: You& #39;re sure about that? You& #39;re not gonna let me off?
Daichi: Pretty sure
Kuroo: So... you& #39;re gonna eat me?
Wakatoshi: Yes.
Kuroo, grinning bashfully: So like, HOW are you going to eat me
Daichi: .... What the fuck are you thinking you weird man
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Kuroo: Look, I probably taste really bad because i eat a lot of unhealthy things BUT if you wanted to fuck me and then let me go on my merry way, I could make it worth your while. I suck cock really good, I& #39;ll have you know. Wait, do you guys have cocks?
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Daichi: oh my god we can& #39;t fuck you
Kuroo: sure you can
Daichi: No, we can& #39;t. Wakatoshi tell him
Wakatoshi: ...
Daichi: WAKATOSHI
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Wakatoshi: I have never fucked a human.. i think it might be fun
Kuroo: I bet i can make it VERY fun
Daichi: Please i just want to have dinner
Wakatoshi: Maybe we could eat him after?
Daichi: We can& #39;t eat something we fucked!
Kuroo: yeah you can& #39;t, that& #39;s pretty gross
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Wakatoshi: Then we should just eat him now?
Kuroo: HAHA how about we just forget that eating part? Yeah? I can hunt deer and stuff. How about i go hunt us all some nice deer meat. Yeah? Sound like a plan? Let me go, i& #39;ll get us some food, and then we can fuck!
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Daichi: I don& #39;t want to fuck you, and i don& #39;t want deer meat
Wakatoshi: I want to though
Daichi: Huh?
Wakatoshi: I want to fuck him
Daichi: Okay FINE then you guys do what you want i& #39;m gonna go hunt on my own
Daichi: Wakatoshi stop
Daichi: Stop looking at me like that!!
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Wakatoshi: I would like it if you stayed
Daichi: And do what? Watch?
Wakatoshi: ...
Daichi: You& #39;re serious? You& #39;re serious.
Kuroo: that& #39;s hot. That& #39;d be hot
Daichi: no one asked you
Wakatoshi: I would like it...
Daichi: oh my god
And then they all end up fucking! The end!
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