TF2 domination lines but for homestuck characters

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Scout lines:
"heres a quadrent for ya. MY ASS"
"SNIPE THAT YA FREAKIN COWARD"
"hard to take control of a guys mind when he's beating ya freakin head in huh"
"it was a mercy killing your a clown"
"those fancy glasses of yours? bet you got a real good look at me killin ya!"
"yea next time try working eyes"
"i think i'll take rose out for a steak dinner tonight, what you think about that?"
"HAHA! LOOK AT YOU!"
"oooh, you're a mermaid. how scary"
(moving onto soldier if i missed anyone tell me)
Soldier lines:
(skipping pyro lines)
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