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How To Shoot Your Shot Successfully: A Comprehensive Guide to Landing Your Twitter Boyfriend ( Ladies Edition)
This guide comes with the 60% success rate. A Thread. Let& #39;s Go!
This guide comes with the 60% success rate. A Thread. Let& #39;s Go!
Disclaimer : Try this at your own risk. I said comprehensive to hype yall. This Twitter please relax
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It& #39;s 2020. The world is going through a pandemic so you might as well die in the DMs of your crush. Pause. Bad Joke but you get my point. There is absolutely nothing to lose. Luckily for you the chances of screenshots of your conversation landing on the TL is minimal.
...because unlike ladies, gents rarely share conversations that go down in the DM so go ahead and shoot your shothttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit lĂ€chelnden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: LĂ€chelndes Gesicht mit lĂ€chelnden Augen">
There are various reasons why you find yourself having to shoot your shot. You have a crush on a gent who does not seem to make a move. Scenario One, you have a gent, let& #39;s call him Craig. Craig is shy. Craig has zero social skills. He is the quiet type...
He needs " the boys" to always push him to make a move on a girl he likes, the chances of him approaching you are zero. He rather mop the sea than make his first move. Scenario Two, you have a gent, lets call him Jordan, he has ample experience with women but still won& #39;t notice..
..you. Either way thus guide should do the trick. Remember I said 60%. Anyway, let& #39;s goooo!
Step 1: Familiarity. Imagine you are walking and I suddenly jump in front of your tracks unannounced? Most likely you will be offended and even if you don& #39;t mind, you would still appreciate a different approach right? This is the same with shooting your shot....
Familiarize yourself with your MCM. Social media is providing millennials and Generation Z with the opportunity to innocently interact with their MCMs without raising suspicion. So feature in those likes and retweets. This interaction has to be over prolonged amount of time to..
...make sure he knows you. If he is popular and gets lots of interaction then you need to be creative. Retweet his tweets with comments to stand out. Fastest way to grab his attention. Sounds too much? The game is cold, survival of the fittest queenhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
Step 2. Research/ Do your homework.
Most of yall already know this. No CIA agent or police detective can rival a woman with a crush. In this stage, you research your crush& #39;s interests as this knowledge will be will come in handy when you finally slide in the DMs. It will create.
Most of yall already know this. No CIA agent or police detective can rival a woman with a crush. In this stage, you research your crush& #39;s interests as this knowledge will be will come in handy when you finally slide in the DMs. It will create.
..a lasting impression on your MCMs. Also this is an opportunity to find out if he has a girlfriend or not. Most of yall know the drill. Sounds easy and familiar right? The plot thickens from here....
3. Initiate Conversation.
This is where you slide in the dms. The real battle starts here. Many queens have fallen ( they call it sliding for a reason, falling is commonhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">) Remember the first point on familiarity. No one likes surprises so don& #39;t just jump into it...
This is where you slide in the dms. The real battle starts here. Many queens have fallen ( they call it sliding for a reason, falling is common
Think of this stage as foreplay. Weird analogy but yes. This is the foreplay stage of shooting your shot. Be casual. Some spill everything at this stage and everything falls apart. So be casual. However, some conversations tend to be stiff, things can be awkward but it& #39;s normal..
What you need is icebreakers. Examples of icebreakers. & #39; I see you into soccer do you play soccer?". This demonstrates interest and you will likely get a cheesy response like " Haha, how you did you know". If this happens , congrats queen! Progress! Let& #39;s take a short detour.
3.1 Double - Texting
The are high chances your MCM will mize your Dms. The whole point of shooting your shot is to crush your pride. Men have been doing it for centuries, it& #39;s your turn ladies being approached is getting outdated so get in with the newhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ€Ł" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">
The are high chances your MCM will mize your Dms. The whole point of shooting your shot is to crush your pride. Men have been doing it for centuries, it& #39;s your turn ladies being approached is getting outdated so get in with the new
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3. 2 Red Flags
Men have standards. Shocker right? So not everyone who comes running in his dm will get attention. Pay particular attention to texts. Short ones indicate lack of interest. Abort missionhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">Lack of emojis? Abort missionhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">. However...
Men have standards. Shocker right? So not everyone who comes running in his dm will get attention. Pay particular attention to texts. Short ones indicate lack of interest. Abort mission
.. if you start getting longer sentences, emojis and memes it means that you are going somewhere bringing us to the next stage...
4. Flirting/ Talking Stage
This is where you implicitly let him know you dont want to be stuck in the friends zone. The average guy is a visual being i.e he is attracted firstly by what he sees . So if you have a profile picture of a meme or celebrity....
This is where you implicitly let him know you dont want to be stuck in the friends zone. The average guy is a visual being i.e he is attracted firstly by what he sees . So if you have a profile picture of a meme or celebrity....
Take that shit off! Let him know what& #39;s on offer. Be flirtatious as possible and over time when you have worked your charm it will be time for the last stage. Final takeover...
5. Restore factory settings.
The average guy is conservative, hence he will most prefer chasing than being chased. After working your charm the wheels have been set in motion, let him chase. No, this does not mean play hard to get. Give him more control i.e let him initiate..
The average guy is conservative, hence he will most prefer chasing than being chased. After working your charm the wheels have been set in motion, let him chase. No, this does not mean play hard to get. Give him more control i.e let him initiate..
Conversations, etc . If this sounds familiar you know your shithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ„" title="AnstoĂende GlĂ€ser" aria-label="Emoji: AnstoĂende GlĂ€ser">. Done. In conclusion. No one wants rejection. Men hate rejection. Women too. Do the right thing and shoot your shot!
To my 2 followers who made it till the end and read my Kanye West rants. Male edition coming soon. Thank you
