So I recently started a job as a retail worker at a clothing store during this pandemic and I want to just mention some of my experiences that occur during work just to kill some time and see if anyone has any similar experiences as well.
Day 1 - I was assigned as a greeter for the store my job is to great everyone that walks in and make sure that everyone who enters the store walks in with a face mask or else I cant let them enter.
Day 2 - I have just started to get used to the job my its difficult to make sure I great everyone and keep track of everyone who walks in and out of our store so we can stay under capacity. I also have to close the doors at 6 pm so we can close the store at 7 pm.
Day 3 - So Today I made friends and enemies with a wasp that flew into the doorway of our store it kept buzzing around just chilling and trying to find a way out and it was just there for like 4 hours until it just got pissed and tried to sting it's way out.
Day 3.5 - It got me good too. It landed two clean stings on me until I smack the life out of it with a size 9 light up twinkle toes Skechers with pink LED's . I later went home and took some allergy medicine knowing 2 things wasp are assholes and Skechers are great wasp killers.
Day 4 - So someone just drop like 4 grams of weed in our store and just never looked back. Like just how and why do you walk into a clothing store with exactly 4 grams on weed in a dime bag and just drop it and not look back. Like WTF do I do with this stuff.
Been a while since I added to this thread but I got a new one. So I recently had an encounter with a woman walking around with a BLM t-shirt but she was also wearing a Donkey kong face mask I swear this shit wasn't made up cause she asked if we sold beach chairs too.
Then another encounter I had was with a man walking around with a literally human sized dog leash with a chain hanging from his neck and just casually asked me where he could fine our pots and pans. I went through a whole blur of emotions just to result with " but why though" .
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