Thread by @SADSASHIMl, thread de bio ruim q eu acho no tinder: "procura-se uma mulher [...]

thread de bio ruim q eu acho no tinder:

"procura-se uma mulher otaku"

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- poesia

"ele é pardo e eu sou branca e ruiva"

"não sou dono do mundo mas sou filho do dono" is a fucking MOOD

assisto anime
borato é merda
não sou o itachi
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"apreciador da filosofia e do metal"

por favor, mulheres

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esse aqui eu achei inovador

tá explicado pq não tem emprego :v

esse aqui

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já começou errado no "branco magro 1,78"

coitada da mãe desse menino

big fucking mood

adoro essas coisas

~total sigilo~

como se slz n fosse um ovo né more

ferroviário

bi passatempo

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se gosta de naruto já chama

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eu n sei nem oq falar...

tipo de pessoa que escreve fic em latim pro ao3.. it& #39;s just tinder bro, it ain& #39;t that deep...

spoiler: a pessoa é magra.

é por isso que tem que quebrar na porrada uma coisa dessa

SAI DA TUA BOLHA PORRA VIRA GENTE

podia ter botado só o "amo basquete" a tava top, o resto eh só desgraca

essa porra me deu superlike

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dei like pra mandar recomendar anime porém putz trap

eu sou o cowboy da ilha

homens que eu quebraria na porrada com gosto

me top bitch u ain& #39;t special

eu hein caralho sai pra lá tu mora numa iLHA mas eh claro q ninguém vai à praia beber água de coco pq quer né

so vou chegar assim nas pessoas foda-se

??????????

inspirador

top& #39;

AHSHDUJWJDJCKSJDJXK INCRÍVEL

já não bastava ser de aquario

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assim q conversa?

o gótico suave

vodka eh coisa de viado e cerveja eh coisa de hétero

UM LIKE EU VEJO SE DÁ MATCH

DE NOVO ESSA MERDA

ia zoar mas achei soft

não entendi um pouco direito

viva como se vc fosse morre, pq vc vai.

nunca fiquei tão tentada a beijar de máscara

rótulos:

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samba/pagode:

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me senti em 2014 com esse divergente

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chegou o mamador de gringos galera

n vo falar nada pq acho q n preciso nem comentar né

hétero (não topzera)

maluco tentando fazer ritualKKKKKK tomanocu mlq vai lavar uma louça

daria match só pra mandar a bio corrigida

queimei neurônios lendo jsso

EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS VER PERFIL DE OTACO PQP PARA DE BOTAR FOTO DE ANIME CARALHO UR NOT THE HUSBANDO U THINK U ARE

"que comece os mistérios!"

EU NÃO AGUENTO MAAAAAAAIS

só fala q quer algo na broderagem bro

esse ead de psicologia deve tá uma merda pro maluco botar o mbti na bio

só depende...

sempre q leio coisas assim eu já penso "ah nao weeb nao"

[só pq eu to com pena da galera q eu to zoando vo me zoar tbm]

maluco bota porra de id de pokego, vai se fudê parcero ninguém quer ser teu amigo n

"FiCo mAiS CasUAL sEmpRe qUe VoCê pAssA A foTo" aaaaaaa pra merda com essa porra

velocidade

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vôlei

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TERAPIA GRATUITA FODASI

????

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vo vender esse burro de 1,84 de altura e 73KL (whatever that means) na deep web

ou vc sai da rotina ou vc ouve eletrônica, os dois não dá

capricorniana pencas

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pode me chamar de gui

alguém avisa...

n me aguento

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uma pessoa dedicada aos estudos e q gosta de adventures

vo da like só pra falar "se vc eh sério e de mente aberta oq vc acha do conceito de dominatrix e como isso pode influenciar na percepção da mulher dentro da sociedade atual?"

yes i& #39;m stupid and also yes i want answers

MANOKKXKDNENFMKRKSKDJFJ

tá explicado

minha missão no tinder é julgar as pessoas, assim como a missão de todo mundo no tinder é julgar as pessoas

we going

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perdemo,,,,, eh isso, amigos, não confiem em ninguém

t-t

cultura japonesa(animes,mangás,culinária)

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vamos?!

hERE WE GO AGAIN... [a foto eh uma cena de 50 tons]

eu demorei pra entender

playerrrrr

o grey ignorando oq tinha dito sobre o contrato só p fudê logo

meu deus q homem chato

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inda queria se amostrar mas eu n vo fala eh nada (mentira to indo dar match pra falar q tem coisa errada foda-se)

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sou feliz pois,tenho Deus conosco

e se eu fizer um perfil assim?

??????????

maluco falou q eh o rony em busca da hermione mas tá mais pra murta que geme pq oh drama

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não sei matemática básica

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bro

hehe

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impossível ler trap sem ouvir amanda falando "lean no meu copo bro"

dar match pois dividimos a mesma paixão

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sim meu filho tá achando que eu sou detetive agora?? eu hein doido

não.

simples e maduro.
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"busco uma pessoa afável que possa viver"
que bom né porra, necrofilia eh crime

to começando a dar like em quem bota anime pra ver se esses otaco tem bom gosto

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