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https://twitter.com/quincywandera/status/1286933102166773760?s=21 Might as well. 15 years ago I met this girl at a mutual pal’s wedding fundraiser. She was cute as hell and she approached me selling carnations at 50 bob. I asked her if she’d give me her number if I paid a K for it. She said yes. I got the number. THREAD!
All through the function I could see her stealing glances at me and my boys noticed too so Decided to keep her waiting for a whole two weeks without calling her. Wasn’t going to come out as desperate. So when I did she was ecstatic and agreed to meet me at the then, Cafe 21
We met, made her laugh all through the the date. Boy don’t mess with me, I’m hilarious. She agreed to meet with me 5 days later on Friday evening for a second date. No wasting time. On that second date I told her my intentions and she said she’s engaged
....I was like “Ok, but tell your man that he’ll be the best man at OUR wedding.” She laughed so hard I don’t know why she thought that was a joke. I was being serious. So I asked her when I can see her again. She said She’s in UON, evening classes. I told her I’d be walking....
....her to her stage every evening after class. Which I did. On that first evening I kissed deep huko outside international life house. Someone’s fiancé (read, mine) I didn’t even need to buy a ring. Another homie had done it for me.
I met said homie. She introduced us as her way of showing the guy the person she’s meeting on
adate is JUST a pal. He’s a Really stand up guy. Really nice. Was sad for a literal second what I was doing to him but screw him for not taking care of his woman. It’s his fault
adate is JUST a pal. He’s a Really stand up guy. Really nice. Was sad for a literal second what I was doing to him but screw him for not taking care of his woman. It’s his fault
Long story short she became my girlfriend after just two weeks of lunches and dinners. Dumped her man. Beautiful Christian girl who sang in the choir. (Stay away from these ones, bro) heri dame huimba kwa club. Don’t listen to Amerix. Listen to me, this is experience talking.
That’s the intro. Now you know me, know the girl and know the other man in her life.....
Sit back, relax and get your popcorns
I cannot tell you how many times this girl referred to me by her now ex’s name which I stupidly brushed off. And many times after a make out session. (Need to point out that I never hit that, we agreed to wait)
I one day took her on a date, THEN bought her a Louis Vuitton handbag at 25K and I went broke immediately for a month. I was a collage student living in a hostel depending on my folks who were living majuu. On this VERY DAY......
.....after a very expensive date, later as we were saying goodbye with public French kisses...This....this....woman, tells me her ex reached out and she wants to give him a chance...or at least an audience because “he didn’t do anything wrong”
That’s not the worst part...Me I, my whole self, told her that “I’ll wait for you for as long as it takes.” I believed I was the shit. There’s no one else like me and I believed she knew that. So there she went, with her new 25K handbag!
2 weeks of premium tears later, she calls me says she made a mistake & she wants me back. Yap, you guessed it, I took her back and we went for a picnic the next day. She said she’d like to slow dance but not in a club so discman and Lionel Richie it was and off to Mamba Village.
A month later she comes with the ultimate of confessions. Remember the premium tears? Now we are at Elite tears. During her two wink stint with my mume mwenza, she of “lets not have sex” was pregnant....and not by mume mwenza. So the worst part is, I took her back.
I asked her if the father knows she said I’m first one she’s told. So we chose that we’d let everyone know that I’m the baby daddy of this bastard. Never mind that I was a virgin. So stupid.
She started drinking and smoking DURING PREGNANCY and by the way she’s still leaving me and coming back like a dad who works out of town. Baby is born 8 months later and she leaves her new baby with her mom to go live with her sisters near USIU
Now, Deluxe tears. One friday I go to her sister’s house. She’s not there till Monday. Phone off. I skip school, I go to her sister’s, I find her in bed (fully dressed) between 2 USIU dudes. She says nothing happened they just partied Sunday night with sisters and pals and slept
....”but where were you all weekend? And it’s a three bedroom house and these guys live in hostels why were they there with you in between them?” She holds me and says “do you trust me?” Nigga, I fold and say I’m sorry. Yeah, I apologized for HER mistake.
1 yr later she asked me not to walk her to her stage, she needed “me time” On her way home she chooses to take a longer route, she saw her ex holding hands with another girl & she cried saying the long dark route was a sign. B@$#, how many times have I held your hand in the dark?
What in the La Mujer de Kilonzo rubbish is this Kamba girl talking about? She wanted PDA, I gave her, she wanted long walks at night I gave her, she wanted to dance bro, I danced. She wanted a baby daddy, I was there. A SIGN??? A long route is a freaking sign???
Now I’m the one who was done and told her never to come back....SHE DID, TWO FREAKING YEARS LATER at 3am, the devil’s hour , she calls saying she couldn’t sleep and she turned on the radio and the song playing was Lionel Richie “Ballerina Girl,” our song and again “It’s a sign”
....and she doesn’t know if I’ve moved on but she met this other guy who’s great but she’d like to keep me......as a friend........
I almost fell for that trap but I couldn’t go through that again. She has two kids, two baby daddys, no husband. Toxic church girl that one.
