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We had a friend in Khyber Med college. His father was very rich سیٹھ of Swat. He wasn& #39;t getting enough money from his dad to reflect their wealth as life style. In our group we had another proper harami nalaiq lofar gunrkup malgarey (who
We had a friend in Khyber Med college. His father was very rich سیٹھ of Swat. He wasn& #39;t getting enough money from his dad to reflect their wealth as life style. In our group we had another proper harami nalaiq lofar gunrkup malgarey (who
happens to be a bureaucrat now!) suggested to him to stand up to his cruel dad " mara da nan saba da plaran pa sharaft na pohegey, warta waya che zama da mazgha tik na di, Da jee"
Translation: fathers of nowadays don& #39;t understand politeness, stand up to your dad & tell him
Translation: fathers of nowadays don& #39;t understand politeness, stand up to your dad & tell him
that my head& #39;s isn& #39;t right, I get angry easily"
This way your father will get scared and offer u lots of money to enjoy here in KMC and impress girls.
That nutter went back to Swat and what happened was narrated by him as:
So when I arrived pumped up and ready to dispaly
This way your father will get scared and offer u lots of money to enjoy here in KMC and impress girls.
That nutter went back to Swat and what happened was narrated by him as:
So when I arrived pumped up and ready to dispaly
my preplanned act, I saw my mother & sister getting the lunch ready for my always angry typical puktun dad with Dir wala spina topai tilted on forgead smindicating his BP sky highy. I staright away shouted loudly " why is the dodia not ready yet"?!! My mother gestured
"chup sha, plaar de pa kamra ke dey, os ba darbaan rakedi" Translation: your father is in the room stop shouting or he will beat the shit out of you.
I said "zama da mazgha kar na kai, za da cha na na yaregama" translation: my head isn& #39;t right, I am not afraid of anyone.
I said "zama da mazgha kar na kai, za da cha na na yaregama" translation: my head isn& #39;t right, I am not afraid of anyone.
This was blatant challeng to my lethal Dad. Deep down I& #39;m shaking like a fuking bird, but tried to apparently calm my nerves, strangely my father remained calm. He didn& #39;t say a word. I planned further instigation. I said "Da Jee Kala Kala zama mazgha kar na kai".
He remained calm. I thought he got scared and friend& #39;s formula worked. I planed to escalate it further, I shouted at mum "da la sanga ingualey dey" Translation: what kinda curry is this?
Dad& #39;s apparently stayed frightened and kept reading the newspaper and taking
Dad& #39;s apparently stayed frightened and kept reading the newspaper and taking
bites from bread. I screamed "Da jee zama da mazgha bilkul kar na kai kala kala" Translation: Dad my head doesn& #39;t work at times, I get angry easily. Well I didnt reach the last part of my dialogue and I felt the bloody burning in my eyes and face.... coz he picked up the
curry plat and hit my face with it so hard that for few moments I got completely disconnected from the surrounding thinking "am I in damn hell?" Than I heard him with ten times louder scream" sta mazgha kho ba kala kala kar nakai, zama da kho 24 ghentey kharab yi"
Translation: son your head may not be right at times while I am crazy 24 hours!
Than he kicked me out...yelling " tar so che de mazgha tik nai che biya pa de taraf rakhkara na shey".translation: Don& #39;t ever step in back into my house unless your fukin head get back to its senses
Than he kicked me out...yelling " tar so che de mazgha tik nai che biya pa de taraf rakhkara na shey".translation: Don& #39;t ever step in back into my house unless your fukin head get back to its senses
