All this twilight talk has me also wanting to walk down memory lane and live tweet the foolishness

Yeah I’m doing this now. Starting with Twilight

That big house and there’s only one bathroom? Electric chair

Her room is very well put together with a bunch of stuff for this to be a fresh move

Everyone is so awkward

Lmao at all the high school extras doing a double take to stare at her in the halls on her first day

Jessica lowkey fake as hell

Emmett and Rosalie look like they just got called in for an emergency parent-teacher conference and are not in fact high school students

he really was giving her the stank face lmaooo like sir do we have a problem?

It’s the first day of school and a dude acting like THIS when I walk in the classroom? Send me to school on the reservation with Jacob

So does Emmett just ride around standing up in the Jeep all the time or?

Also this unnamed black student that kept interacting with her? Man says like two words each line but I never really paid him any mind before

She asked one question bout that man eyes and he said

The fact that he tried to gaslight her about this car accident

Edward really was a wholeeee creep

and he rude

“Let’s say for arguments sake I’m not smart”

Girl... you know you aren’t

Jacob was such a cutie

Ima start calling the yts the palefaces

He’s still so creepy with his flirting omg

I’m sorry but I really forgot their bodies be freezing to the touch and like imagine ice cold ****

I do like popsicles

It was very cute how they were all cooking the lil meal for her

I did not realize what’s her name from Haunting of Hill House was Esme

Imagine just flying through the trees on your mans back

The baseball scene really is iconic

Did Laurent not make you feel things

Rosalie is really a c**t

If she moved in March and we say prom is in May, Bella really only known this man for two months for all this talk of forever and irrevocable loving

Anyways on to New Moon and apparently it’s the extended version

Taylor Lautner’s evolution from twilight to new moon is crazy.

Really dumped her, said they moving, and then left her in the forest

This girl really walking through the forest like she woulda caught up to him

*cue the depression seasons changing months go by sequence*

They really dated for like 5 months and then she was depressed for like 4 of them...

If my teenage daughter was ever screaming and hollering in the middle of the night like that over a BOY

Oh she dumb

She really just left her friend to go ride some random dudes bike

Your dad just told you that waking him up screaming is like when you were a baby.... you are 18

This awkward ass movie date

Damn shorty lowkey got ghosted twice

How could you not be team Jacob

Jane was a baddieeeee

the volturi as a whole were badass but Jane was the baddest

Have I ever shared my theory that Jacob was so into Bella because the person he would imprint on was chilling in her ovaries the whole time

I forgot it really ended with a marriage proposal

This extended version of Eclipse is 3 and a half hours long???

Who is this man creeping around Charlie in the house

I can’t tell if this a new scene or I just don’t remember this movie

The way @laurenthelolife used to love her some boo boo Stewart

It’d be kinda cool to be able to hear the stories of a tribe from their council leaders

the wigs are so

Jasper got a lot cuter once they let his hair down

Ew and not he was a confederate soldier

Nobody:

Bella:

That engagement ring kinda ugly

Now did she really think a little kiss would stop him from going to fight like she isn’t engaged to another man

Why couldn’t they have just been a happy little throuple

These mfs wore jeans to a vampire battle?

I got distracted by bonus features but we’re on to Breaking dawn pt 1

I know Bella is lame but she could’ve at least had a lil bachelorette function

Alice really planned a beautiful wedding man. It’s no crazy rich Asians but it’s cute

I just.... my heart will always go out to Jacob man. Even if he is causing a scene at the wedding

It’s been too many hours of romance and the hopelessness is starting to set in

The honeymoon island is just

When will I find my supernatural lover to whisk me away to a private island

Oh to be an 18 year old virgin on your honeymoon with your new vampire husband

I love how she freaked out at the lingerie Alice packed and then said fuck it ima just go nekkid

Nobody:

Bella going into the water naked:

I got distracted from my live tweeting since I was on FaceTime but we on to pt 2

They said this the last movie so we gon drag the hell out these opening credits

“YOU IMPRINTED ON MY DAUGHTER”

YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER

This damn cgi baby

Jacob just gon start stripping out of nowhere for his big wolf reveal