stolen from oomf and it seems kinda fun ?

irls are liking ha ha im low-key scared but we doing this i guess

(1) Let's start with my favorite story. This was during kindergarten and I had this crush on my classmate. So, during playtime, I tried to get his attention +

(1) how you may ask? well it seems i have been watching too many dramas at that age (thanks to my nanny), bc I ended up pulling a damsel in distress move +

(1) In the play area, I pretended to trip not once, but TWICE bc I thought he'd notice and give a shit. But again, this was during kindergarten, so no fucks were given. Bonus, I scraped my knee bc I fell on a toy. Go, 5 year old me!

(2) Now this was when I was 6, so I had this really cute, and I mean really cute friend. We were pretty close I think and he was a nice guy. I liked him a lot back then, let's call him Z. +

(2) So one day, idk I just decided to do it. I confessed to him, wtf right. So one day, we were in class and I came up to him and whispered that he’s my crush. And then I ran away.

again, i was six. and again, wtf.

we acted like nothing happened after so it’s cool.

just noticed that i said so one day twice. pls ignore that i am watching a movie as i type

(3) i had this crush who’s like, my twin. it was freaky. we almost had the same physical traits, which was why teachers thought we were cute as partners during sports fests and all that jazz.

he was cute. but so am i.

(3) Oh I forgot, let’s call him N

(4) I had a crush when I was 10. He was older by two years and he was like, a GOD. Yeah, he was that handsome. This was like, peak stupidity for me. He was running for president on the student council and he nominated me as one of his potential cabinet positions +

(4) so ofc, i was like oMG HE NOTICED ME??! and boom, the delusions started. We bonded over the campaign period. But the moment it was over, he just ignored me.

btw, we both lost the election. (i proceeded to win two years later, and then again during high school, go me)

(5) the god-level visual crush? yeah, after grade school he transferred somewhere else.

and then i transferred too and we were in the same school again.

sucks.

(6) I cursed at my crush once. We only met when we starred in a play, but we weren’t that close. I kept chatting him (which when i think abt it is freaky as hell) and he didnt reply. As a joke, I typed out “magreply ka bwiset” which kinda means “reply fucker” or smth like that +

(6) AND I ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT.
So I panicked. I thought i was a genius for this but I discovered the delete feature. Hurrah, I was saved. Or so I thought.
A few years later, I realized that the message was only deleted on my side.
Yes, he saw it. And he replied nicely too.

(7) Had this long-time enemy, who eventually became my crush. He was cute, he was funny, and ofc if we weren’t fighting, we had the occasional conversations where we joke around and teach each other. I was WHIPPED. Good thing, he liked me too +

(7) So things were okay, we were constantly messaging each other and shit. But then he stopped. He ghosted me.
We were from the same school so ghosting didn’t do shit, but yeah, I found out that he liked this other girl and started seeing her. Boohoo.

(8) So we had the enemy to lovers trope, ofc we have the bestfriends to lovers too.
I had a guy best friend, he was SO good looking (mom agrees) At first, it was just that, but then we got ditched by our shared clique, so we were stuck with each other and things grew from there+

(8) We lasted until the end of the school year (which was also the last year before I transferred). He even gave me a bracelet as a parting gift, chosen by his mom. At our graduation, he met my parents. Dad was not stoked.

(9) So the last guy was pretty nice, right? Ofc, we broke up. I was still young then, so I gave up over the most shallow things. Since it was summer, we only talked through chat. And man were his replies dry. I didn’t like it, so I dumped him.
again, we were young.

are people actually reading, wow i feel really exposed

(10) Still abt the last guy, so at my first day at my new school, he went to visit me, to patch things up. But I ignored him, and we never got to talk.

He got together with my ex best friend a week later though.

(11) Remember Z? Check (2)
So he messaged after a few years, turns out he has a girlfriend and they’re always fighting. And he asked me,, ME, for advice. A terrible choice, really. But still I helped him +

(11) However, my help seemed to be no help at all bc they broke up a week later. Guess what happened next.

He asked to court me. I said no.

(12) There's this guy. A level-10 ass. He was older by a year. He liked me, I didn’t feel the same BUT HE CRIED and he started to guilt trip me so I felt sad and said I gave him a chance.
HE TOLD ME HE LOVED ME AND I WAS LIKE WTF MAN IM 12. I freaked out and broke it off +

(12) i think he cried in class bc we had the same teacher and that teacher teased me abt making him cry, i felt bad.
lets call the guy A

(13) A sucks. Honestly. He can’t accept the word no.
Everytime he gets dumped, or gets rejected by another girl, he comes back to ME and acts as if he loved me all this time like what the hell man I was 12 when i met you, go away

(14) I had this relationship which was fucking hilarious bc we were both awkward as hell. He was a sweet guy but we were just too shy around each other.
he wrote me cute poems but whenever we see each other +

(14) it would be like this.
we wave > he hands me the note > i say thank you shyly > wave again > leave
@elemenopikkyu can vouch for me on this one

(15) I’m actually bi, lol.
So there was this girl I liked, who at the time liked someone else so I never confessed. I only told her when I was over it, but she was like “how come you never told me? i liked you too!”

(16) the last girl? guess what, i had a crush on her sister too. who liked me when I didnt like her anymore.

their fiephobia runs in the blood

(17) So there’s this guy i kept seeing around the cafeteria. I thought he was cute, ngl, and I told shaine. We even gave him a nickname, “Coincidence”. God, it was embarrassing.

(18) So coincidence and I were both athletes. Him, basketball. Me, taekwondo. He went to see the taekwondo matches and asked one of my teammates abt it. I was eavesdropping and heard a wrong detail, so I joined the conversation and corrected it

(19) Then he talked to me sjdjdjnjksnjwd and later that night, he messaged me saying I was his type and he wants to get to know me

(20) I acknowledge that it was a fuck boy move, and that I am a dumbdumb who fell for it anyway

(21) Eventually, Coincidence became my boyfriend who I am still with to this day. He’s probably reading this thread so I better prepare for the teasing that comes after.

Anyway, thank you for liking and for reaching this far into my thread!

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