I am a firm advocate for people having whatever belief system they like as long as it doesn't hurt anyone.

But.

Let me introduce you to a book I just found - we were given it by a neighbour and OH BOY it is a journey into some weird stuff.

First - the author apparently was visited by an angel and that made her an expert on, among other things, ascension, unicorns and Atlantis.

First page of the book, Diana says that people and animals were fifth-dimensional during the "golden age of Atlantis", and that all animals were vegetarian, until Atlantis fell and somehow we became three-dimensional instead (this is not explained)

Then there's some stuff about angels, fine, and then some stuff about opening your heart to nature which, yeah, sure, why not. But then we get to Part 2.

I shall pick a page at random... I see.

Want to connect with sharks, but not sure how? Don't worry, hun, Diana has got you covered. (Pls feel free to try this and tell me if it works)

Parrots and albatrosses have ascended back to being fifth-dimensional, but chickens and grouse have yet to achieve this.

The reason people are scared of spiders? Not their weird legs and many eyes. Diana says it's because they "come from a distant third-dimensional universe where there is no gravity... Here they learn about sacred geometry, which they practise on earth"

Toads, like frogs, originate from Neptune, apparently.

P111, finally someone is acknowledging the huge boost to the donkey world that the Nativity story provided.

(still not entirely sure this book isn't a wind-up)

To truly connect with fish, Diana says, you should... sip a glass of water slowly.

hey look, the rays are inviting us to connect with them, which seems a bit much after what they did to Steve Irwin.

Would you like a weird Atlantean spiritual message from an animal of your choice? Here are your options:

I am now packing up my house (yuck) but I will continue with the weird angel book later, pls send your animal requests