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The MCU is entirely about dads. A thread, because I can't sleep. Yes, really.
1/23
IRON MAN- How do I live up to my dad? My surrogate dad's evil, so I must fight him. In the process, I become dad of the MCU, & in the post-credits, Nick Fury (dad of The Avengers) shows up.
1/23
IRON MAN- How do I live up to my dad? My surrogate dad's evil, so I must fight him. In the process, I become dad of the MCU, & in the post-credits, Nick Fury (dad of The Avengers) shows up.
2/23-
THE INCREDIBLE HULK- I am a Hulk, and my girlfriend's dad hates me. He hunts me all over the place. My formula is used to make a new hulk, making me kinda a dad too. I fight my kinda son in Harlem. At the end, Tony Stark (OG dad) appears to help girlfriend dad.
THE INCREDIBLE HULK- I am a Hulk, and my girlfriend's dad hates me. He hunts me all over the place. My formula is used to make a new hulk, making me kinda a dad too. I fight my kinda son in Harlem. At the end, Tony Stark (OG dad) appears to help girlfriend dad.
3/23-
IRON MAN 2- Turns out my dad wasn't so great to this other guy Ivan's dad. When his dad dies, he gets all mad and hits me with whips. I need to watch videos of my dad to learn what he never told me, fathering a new element, and finishing what my dad started.
IRON MAN 2- Turns out my dad wasn't so great to this other guy Ivan's dad. When his dad dies, he gets all mad and hits me with whips. I need to watch videos of my dad to learn what he never told me, fathering a new element, and finishing what my dad started.
4/23-
THOR-
Are you even kidding me? Dad kicks me out of Asgard because I beat up my not brother's actual dad. His dad starts a war with my dad, and in the process I have to learn to get my dad's respect so I can go home and save my dad from my not brother, who killed his dad
THOR-
Are you even kidding me? Dad kicks me out of Asgard because I beat up my not brother's actual dad. His dad starts a war with my dad, and in the process I have to learn to get my dad's respect so I can go home and save my dad from my not brother, who killed his dad
5/23-
CAPTAIN AMERICA- A super science dad creates a science son, but makes a Red Skull. Red Skull hates his dad for not believing in him, so Science dad creates a new, better son (Captain America) to fight his first son. In the process, science dad dies. Iron man's dad helps.
CAPTAIN AMERICA- A super science dad creates a science son, but makes a Red Skull. Red Skull hates his dad for not believing in him, so Science dad creates a new, better son (Captain America) to fight his first son. In the process, science dad dies. Iron man's dad helps.
6/23-
THE AVENGERS- Nick Fury has to be a dad and make kids who don't wanna be friends get along. Together, they fight Loki, who is taking over Earth to prove he can outshine his dad. Colson, another dad, dies. Who's behind it all? Plot twist- THANOS. The worst dad of all.
THE AVENGERS- Nick Fury has to be a dad and make kids who don't wanna be friends get along. Together, they fight Loki, who is taking over Earth to prove he can outshine his dad. Colson, another dad, dies. Who's behind it all? Plot twist- THANOS. The worst dad of all.
7/23-
IRON MAN 3- Dad is back from space, but he has PTSD. To cope with it, he makes 100 metal sons. However, it turns out that the real son he needed was actually a boy he's never met before from the midwest. He blows up his metal sons to save the president, the dad of America.
IRON MAN 3- Dad is back from space, but he has PTSD. To cope with it, he makes 100 metal sons. However, it turns out that the real son he needed was actually a boy he's never met before from the midwest. He blows up his metal sons to save the president, the dad of America.
8/23-
THOR: THE DARK WORLD
Thor's dad Odin also has a dad- Bor, who fights the dad of the elves. The elves lose, but their dad comes back later madder than ever. Thor's dad asks him to take over the family biz- but Thor says no. Except dad? he's actually Loki, impersonating dad.
THOR: THE DARK WORLD
Thor's dad Odin also has a dad- Bor, who fights the dad of the elves. The elves lose, but their dad comes back later madder than ever. Thor's dad asks him to take over the family biz- but Thor says no. Except dad? he's actually Loki, impersonating dad.
9/23-
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
Nick Fury, dad of The Avengers, also has a dad- Robert Redford. Bucky, brainwashed by soviet dads who didn't love him, comes back to fight his bro, and is secretly working for Shield dad. Steve is old, so he calls everyone 'son'. fuck me.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER
Nick Fury, dad of The Avengers, also has a dad- Robert Redford. Bucky, brainwashed by soviet dads who didn't love him, comes back to fight his bro, and is secretly working for Shield dad. Steve is old, so he calls everyone 'son'. fuck me.
10/23-
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY-
Star-Lord has no dad, so he goes to space & gets a Blue Dad, who is kidnapping him for his actual Planet Dad. Gomorra's dad? he's the worst dad. Drax is a dad. his family was killed by worst dad. Songs dad listened to with mom are the soundtrack.
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY-
Star-Lord has no dad, so he goes to space & gets a Blue Dad, who is kidnapping him for his actual Planet Dad. Gomorra's dad? he's the worst dad. Drax is a dad. his family was killed by worst dad. Songs dad listened to with mom are the soundtrack.
11/23-
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON
Iron Dad has another kid- Ultron. Ultron hates his dad! so he decides to make his own son, Vision. Now Ultron's also a dad, but just like hating his dad, vision hates him too. Wanda and Fastman hate iron dad for helping kill their dad. got it?
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON
Iron Dad has another kid- Ultron. Ultron hates his dad! so he decides to make his own son, Vision. Now Ultron's also a dad, but just like hating his dad, vision hates him too. Wanda and Fastman hate iron dad for helping kill their dad. got it?
12/23-
ANT MAN
Scott's a dad, but he's in jail. Wasp's dad is ant man, but stopped because iron man's dad was mean. badguy sees wasps dad as a dad too, and is jealous of Scott. They fight. Scotts daughters new dad investigates. In the end? Both dad's make up with their daughters.
ANT MAN
Scott's a dad, but he's in jail. Wasp's dad is ant man, but stopped because iron man's dad was mean. badguy sees wasps dad as a dad too, and is jealous of Scott. They fight. Scotts daughters new dad investigates. In the end? Both dad's make up with their daughters.
13/23-
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
A dad who lost his family gets revenge. Both our dads get mad and fight, splitting up the family. Tony becomes a dad to spider-man, and helps Hulk's ex's dad. Black Panther is out to avenge his dad's murder. Turns out bucky killed tony's dad!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
A dad who lost his family gets revenge. Both our dads get mad and fight, splitting up the family. Tony becomes a dad to spider-man, and helps Hulk's ex's dad. Black Panther is out to avenge his dad's murder. Turns out bucky killed tony's dad!
14/23-
DOCTOR STRANGE-
The ancient one is a woman, but let's face it- she's a dad. She lies to her wizard sons about using dark magic, and is killed by one of them! Dormamu, a dark dad, sends his dark adopted kids to fight the earth. Dr. Strange must become the new wizard dad.
DOCTOR STRANGE-
The ancient one is a woman, but let's face it- she's a dad. She lies to her wizard sons about using dark magic, and is killed by one of them! Dormamu, a dark dad, sends his dark adopted kids to fight the earth. Dr. Strange must become the new wizard dad.
15/23-
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2
Are you serious? Groots a baby now so peter's a dad. Planet dad finds him, and is evil. He is also a dad to mantis. Blue dad gets in a fight with his Stallone dad, and comes back to be Pete's dad, but dies. Gold people become dads- to ADAM WARLOCK
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2
Are you serious? Groots a baby now so peter's a dad. Planet dad finds him, and is evil. He is also a dad to mantis. Blue dad gets in a fight with his Stallone dad, and comes back to be Pete's dad, but dies. Gold people become dads- to ADAM WARLOCK
16/23-
SPIDERMAN: HOMECOMING
peter's dad Iron Man isn't paying attention to him, so he goes out to fight crime & win his approval. He gets a girlfriend- but HER dad is a Vulture who was created by HIS dad iron man! He fights her dad. Iron dad proposes to Iron mom.
SPIDERMAN: HOMECOMING
peter's dad Iron Man isn't paying attention to him, so he goes out to fight crime & win his approval. He gets a girlfriend- but HER dad is a Vulture who was created by HIS dad iron man! He fights her dad. Iron dad proposes to Iron mom.
17/23-
THOR: RAGNAROK
Thor's dad dies, but it turns out he had a daughter! she hates him more than any daughter hates a dad. Thor is banished and meets Jeff Goldblum- a dictator dad to space junk. Thor avenges his dad and becomes Asgard's new dad. But then worst dad shows up...
THOR: RAGNAROK
Thor's dad dies, but it turns out he had a daughter! she hates him more than any daughter hates a dad. Thor is banished and meets Jeff Goldblum- a dictator dad to space junk. Thor avenges his dad and becomes Asgard's new dad. But then worst dad shows up...
18/23-
BLACK PANTHER
T'challa's dad died, so he replaced him. But whoops, his dad's brother also had a son, and he really hates T'challa's dad. He eats a flower and sees his dad in The Land of Dead Dads, and realizes his dad wasn't so great. The two sons of the two dads fight.
BLACK PANTHER
T'challa's dad died, so he replaced him. But whoops, his dad's brother also had a son, and he really hates T'challa's dad. He eats a flower and sees his dad in The Land of Dead Dads, and realizes his dad wasn't so great. The two sons of the two dads fight.
19/23-
AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR
The worst dad, THANOS, comes to earth with his kids looking for stones. He kills his daughter to get one, and is kinda bummed about it. He explains that even though he is strict, it's only cuz he loves us. Half of all life in the universe dies.
AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR
The worst dad, THANOS, comes to earth with his kids looking for stones. He kills his daughter to get one, and is kinda bummed about it. He explains that even though he is strict, it's only cuz he loves us. Half of all life in the universe dies.
20/23-
ANT MAN & THE WASP
Morpheus from The Matrix is a dad to a Ghost, who used to work with wasp's dad, the antman before Scott (a dad). Wasp dad lost Wasp mom in a Quantum realm, so they go save her. Scott struggles with dad visitation rights because he is a criminal.
ANT MAN & THE WASP
Morpheus from The Matrix is a dad to a Ghost, who used to work with wasp's dad, the antman before Scott (a dad). Wasp dad lost Wasp mom in a Quantum realm, so they go save her. Scott struggles with dad visitation rights because he is a criminal.
21/23-
CAPTAIN MARVEL
Carol teams up with Nick Fury, dad of The Avengers, to fight her father figure, some guy named Yon Rogg. Their planet's dad, a computer that looks like a mom, tries to stop a Skrull dad from saving his fam. Blockbuster is in it, which your dad will remember.
CAPTAIN MARVEL
Carol teams up with Nick Fury, dad of The Avengers, to fight her father figure, some guy named Yon Rogg. Their planet's dad, a computer that looks like a mom, tries to stop a Skrull dad from saving his fam. Blockbuster is in it, which your dad will remember.
22/23-
AVENGERS: ENDGAME
Iron dad is now a real dad, & goes back in time to meet his dad and undo his failures as spider man's dad. Hawkeye was a dad (whoops). We relive 12 years of movies and start to also feel old like dads. In the end, good dad and all his kids fight bad dad.
AVENGERS: ENDGAME
Iron dad is now a real dad, & goes back in time to meet his dad and undo his failures as spider man's dad. Hawkeye was a dad (whoops). We relive 12 years of movies and start to also feel old like dads. In the end, good dad and all his kids fight bad dad.
23/23-
SPIDER MAN: FAR FROM HOME
Pete misses his iron dad so much. Maybe if he starts dressing like him & wearing his glasses it'll be like he never left? Maybe a cool, sexy older man can fill the hole left by iron dad. Nope. He must destroy all dad's stuff in order to move on.
SPIDER MAN: FAR FROM HOME
Pete misses his iron dad so much. Maybe if he starts dressing like him & wearing his glasses it'll be like he never left? Maybe a cool, sexy older man can fill the hole left by iron dad. Nope. He must destroy all dad's stuff in order to move on.
it's 5:45 A.M. and im full of excedrin
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