4. Fake dating aus - oh sweetie u got TRUST ISSUES and the most appealing form of making emotional connections is in a situation where you never have to show any signs of vulnerability and can always laugh off any hurt with “haha we were just pretending!”

5. 5 + 1 - you drop series and pick up new ones ridiculously quick. You also never fuckin finish a series of take SO LONG to finish them bc your attention span is the size of a gnat and you just want to her to the good part without all the boring build up

6. Mafia/Heist/Yakuza AUs - you think there’s nothing sexier than a character with no morals, nothing to lose and everything to gain. Morally gray but with grand ambitions? Sign u tf up

7. Social media aus - this is the same joke as no attention span but you also watched a lot of sitcoms and rom coms growing up and you have idealized finding a mythical perfect friend group and spend ur days yearning to be part of a group text chain

8. Magic/fantasy aus- you were a little bit too into playing pretend growing up and terrorized everyone on the street pretending to be a warrior cat. Alternatively u made witches potions out of mud and tree sap and got way too into mythology and the moon as an teen/adult

9. Coffee shop/ bakery shop au - you like the idea of being flirted with by a stranger but only in a situation where you also get something for free out of it. You like the idea of raising animals and having a farm but would actually only last 0.2 seconds on a real farm

10. Soulmates aus - you had a thing as a kid. You might’ve been a horse girl, too into dolphins, suspiciously knowledgeable about frogs, collected tho pennies you pressed into different shapes at museums. Idk what it was but you had some sort of fixation that u were just DRAWN TO

11. Crossover fics - MAKE! A! DECISION! YOU CANNOT DECIDE ANYTHING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE AND IT SHOWS! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BEST OF BOTH WORLDS MISS/MR/MX MONTANA! CHOOSE ONE!

Okay I’m done and tired, drop some more tropes if u want me to subtweet myself

12. Fwb to lovers - thx isa for the suggestion! COMMITMENT ISSUES! COMMITMENT ISSUES! Oh also did I mention COMMITMENT ISSUES?U think the only way to form a true connection is when both parties have no obligations to each other & COULD leave at anytime but CHOOSE to stay together

12 cont bc I had more thoughts - the idea that you fell in love INDEPDENt from any forced social norms pressures to make a relationship work is the SEXIEST thing u can think of

13. Royalty aus - u want to abolish capitalism MOSTLY u SWEAr but like 10% of you wouldn’t mind inter generational wealth hoarding so much if it were YOU with the pile of gold coins! You’re also probably into yhe “but the fact that it’s forbidden makes it ****er ”

14. Arranged marriage aus - you have A N X I E T Y and don’t like making choices. You’re a little bit of a b*tt*m and you’re a hopeless romantic who thinks finding your soulmate in the most unlikely situation is

15. Business aus - you havent hit your socialist phase yet and haven’t found out the horrifying truth that an office setting is actually just high school dynamics on steroids, in business causal attire and even more confusing social protocols.

16. Canon compliant - you jsut want to be c o m f o r t a b l e all the time. you don’t like change very much and you get stuck in ir routine very easily. Ur also probably a liiiiiiiitle bit afraid of making phone calls

17. Enemies to lovers
https://twitter.com/manyangrygeese/status/1286924271168581638?s=21 https://twitter.com/manyangrygeese/status/1286924271168581638

18. Classical musician au - Ur gay. Full stop. Who tf else thinks that pretty boys and girls playing old fashioned instruments to serenade their loves is hot? You also probably owntoo many turtlenecks and U were a band geek in high school

19. Band aus - also gay but emo. You liked fall out boy/ panic and paramore and you would let Hayley Williams step on u no questions asked. The notes G -> F# cause you searing pain and you think leather pants are SEXIE on women AND men (and ur right)

20. p*rn with plot - you want to feel that wild crazy head over heels passion about someone but ur a soft babie whos scared of getting hurt but also can’t help crushing on people u barely know. someone held the door open for u and u thought about what kind of dog u would adopt

21. College au - ur in college/ recently graduated. ur life is nothing like the aus u read so you read it to fill the void of wild care free times away from home you were supposed to have when instead u got crippling depression and anxiety and an imposters syndrome at school!

22. Slow Burn - TRUST ISSUES (do u see a theme) u yearn for a deep emotional connection & someone to understand u at r utmost core, but you tend to put up walls and not let ppl in so the only way for you to believe someone truly loves you is if they knew u for literally eternity

23. A/B/O - someone asked for this & hoenstly these are all subtweets about myself & i do not understand A/B/O stuff so im just gonan come out and say it. You probably liked hetalia a little TOO MUCH and also i wouldnt be surprised if u wore striped tights and cat ears to school

24. Angst w a happy ending - u know that pain u have in ur chest when smthing RLLY sad happens in a book? u like that feeling but ur a soft baby who needs to be told evrythng will be ok. ur a liiitle bit dramatic and wanna know ALL THE TEA ALWAYS but want no drama in ur own life

25. Road trip Au - probably won’t be adding a lot more of these bc i only have so many thots™ but — ur gay, u hate your home town and ur tired. full stop. U LOVE the idea of getting to know someone and then getting to know you about EVEYTHING from ur fave shape to ur worst fear

26. Friends/childhood friends to lovers -..... how many ways can I say u want someone to love u down to the most hidden parts of your soul and you don’t think anyone ever could do that without being friends with u first. they have to love you already before they can LOVE you

most likely the end of this thread because I am so tired thanks for reading along! checkout my Redbubble while you’re here if u feel like it and u go FERal for haikyuu! Link in bio :)