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Sorry but if the spectacle of a ragtag band of savvy Home Depot shoppers armed with $50 leaf blowers choking out federal stormtroopers with their own tear gas doesn’t fill you with joy, you’re a bad patriot who hates America, sorry I don’t make the rules https://twitter.com/bymikebaker/status/1286570907096342528
[in a secret police meeting] “Men, our plan is flawless, when we release the gas the riffraff will never know what hit them. As long as none of them have...a SUN JOE light duty outdoor cleanup tool and occasional access to an electrical outlet.”
![[in a secret police meeting] “Men, our plan is flawless, when we release the gas the riffraff will never know what hit them. As long as none of them have...a SUN JOE light duty outdoor cleanup tool and occasional access to an electrical outlet.”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdvypN4UEAA5Tl4.jpg "[in a secret police meeting] “Men, our plan is flawless, when we release the gas the riffraff will never know what hit them. As long as none of them have...a SUN JOE light duty outdoor cleanup tool and occasional access to an electrical outlet.”")
![[in a secret police meeting] “Men, our plan is flawless, when we release the gas the riffraff will never know what hit them. As long as none of them have...a SUN JOE light duty outdoor cleanup tool and occasional access to an electrical outlet.”](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdvypN7UEAANmg7.jpg "[in a secret police meeting] “Men, our plan is flawless, when we release the gas the riffraff will never know what hit them. As long as none of them have...a SUN JOE light duty outdoor cleanup tool and occasional access to an electrical outlet.”")
I actually got a leaf blower last week, someone left one on the sidewalk on my dog-walking route with a “FREE IT WORKS” sign so I picked it up and carried it home, what I’m saying is that I am now a general in Antifa
