I have been lucky to not experience war before. Is it normal to have friends text you like “are you going to the War today?” and then you’re like “sorry I’m late to the War, I can’t find parking” and then at 3am you drive away and text everyone to see if they also made it home?

Anyway I just ate a burger and put on my chest plates and now the moms are chanting and marching in for their nightly shift at the War. Also there are medics having a meeting. Also cowbell.

Point of clarification, I understand that parking is not an actual war concern but I was/am curious about the thoughts of people who have experienced both, because I don’t know anything about anything! So thank you for your feedback.