Things that are yellow flags* to me:

(Red flags = for sure no.)
(Yellow flags* = proceed with caution but I dunno why and probably I’m just being petty but still it’s a wait-and-see situation.)
Professional headshots with Apple products inside, especially headphones. Also see professional headshots in cars.
The phrase, “Just sayin’ 😉 “ emoji included. “just saying” bugs me less but is still a yellow flag.
If none of your mugs came from gift shops or thrift stores.
If you ask zodiac signs the first time you meet somebody.
If you can’t entertain yourself in a Container Store.
If you don’t laugh at dad jokes.
If you don’t have at least one (1) good luck tchotchke in your car or purse.
I will expound upon this list in my next moment of midnight grumpiness. Here’s hoping Facebook friends never find this thread. Add your own as you see fit.
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