Situations in which I will fight @jk_rowling:
•On twitter
•Any form of debate
•A wizard’s duel
•Hand-to-hand combat in a dilapidated parking lot at the witching hour
•Metaphysically by existing as my trans nb self; frustrating all her stunted ideas of what I am or should be.

•Any. Literally any situation, be it any attempt at balance or weighted heavily in her favour from the start; be the weapons physical or verbal or SPIRITUAL. I will stand up against her and oppressive forces like her and, guess what, I will be the victor every time.

The people you duped into being your fans will become your most powerful enemies when you betray them. Bad move, Joanne.

This verse from The Headless Waltz comes to mind...