Heyyyyyy I have a lot of nervous energy tonight, time to stream of conscience tweet for five minutes

Please mute this thread if you don't want my thought garbage

First of all, I'd like to say, Miss Jackie Gundaker, wherever you are, I love you

Grape juice in a sippy cup hits a lot different when it's the middle of the night and you're dissociating like your life depends on it

Ira Levin wrote a lot of weird shit but shoutout to this weird dude for writing one of my longest favorite stories

God, I just remembered a sound guy I had to work with on a show. Man that dude was a tool. Didn't fuckin' know how to do his job and blamed me when things went wrong. Also he was old and condescending and smelled weird. Fuck you and your stupid-ass jacket, CRAIG

Man, I could've introduced the DE fandom to so many of my niche interests on crossover day, including, but not limited to:
- Badass British sapphics fight demons and are really bad at it
- Idiotic mlm playwrights do way too many murders
- A girl and an AI have a conversation

Sometimes, you must jort life before it jorts you

"He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind, but he who sticks out in darkness is FLUORESCENT"

"......lose fifty experience points"