Heyyyyyy I have a lot of nervous energy tonight, time to stream of conscience tweet for five minutes
Please mute this thread if you don& #39;t want my thought garbage
First of all, I& #39;d like to say, Miss Jackie Gundaker, wherever you are, I love you
Grape juice in a sippy cup hits a lot different when it& #39;s the middle of the night and you& #39;re dissociating like your life depends on it
Ira Levin wrote a lot of weird shit but shoutout to this weird dude for writing one of my longest favorite stories
God, I just remembered a sound guy I had to work with on a show. Man that dude was a tool. Didn& #39;t fuckin& #39; know how to do his job and blamed me when things went wrong. Also he was old and condescending and smelled weird. Fuck you and your stupid-ass jacket, CRAIG
Man, I could& #39;ve introduced the DE fandom to so many of my niche interests on crossover day, including, but not limited to:
- Badass British sapphics fight demons and are really bad at it
- Idiotic mlm playwrights do way too many murders
- A girl and an AI have a conversation
Sometimes, you must jort life before it jorts you
"He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind, but he who sticks out in darkness is FLUORESCENT"

"......lose fifty experience points"
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