my friend just took edibles on facetime and now we’re documenting the process i’ll keep my two followers updated

now he’s talking about veganism

now he’s talking about how he’s going to be sober for work tomorrow

apparently him high is more intelligent

now he’s talking about minecraft and how he doesn’t want to lose his progress while high

now he’s pointing at me and talking about what he did the last time he was high

now he’s signing up for twitter to see this thread

he read the thread and forgot what he’s doing

now he’s drinking iced tea and checking his snap

now he’s convinced he’s supposed to be a bird

he’s now confessing that he hates big bird from sesame street

i told him to plug his phone in and he said i’m killing the vibe