I just can't get over the cutouts. They really do add to the game aesthetic, but like, $99 and your photo can be there! and then it gets authenticated as game-used at the end of the season! YOU can be an authenticated game-used item! 2020 is just wild man
You won't be there, but for a hundred bucks, a photo of you can be! Which is basically the same. I'm so sorry I do think it's cool but I just can't fully grasp it yet
And what if your cutout is sitting next to a celebrity? Can you bring that up if you ever meet said celeb? "Hey! We've never met before, but our photos sat next to each other for an entire season so, what a memory we shared right?!"
Lol an entire season has 30 home games I forgot maybe your cutout won't make enough of an impression on celeb cutout for real you to create a relationship with the real one sorry okay now I'm done
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