It’s SO RARE that life drops such a wonderful opportunity to fuck with an absolute creep into my lap.
But when it does, I am going to have as MUCH FUN AS POSSIBLE WITH IT.
So, as you all know, there are some photos of me online that aren’t consensually shared.

It’s kinda my whole backstory, but anyway- the pics (there are an assortment) are usually not online for long, and they pop up every once in a while. Rarely, because my reputation as a psycho bitch who will hunt down anyone who shares them, well- it precedes me.

So when my lewds (NOT EVEN MY NUDES) are acquired by an IDIOT who decides to message me to sextort me into sending more, WITHOUT CHECKING MY PROFILE (you know, the thing that would tell him this might be a bad idea)...I’m gonna have fun with it.

Continued. Looks like someone sent them to him in kik. It happens, it’s my lewds, I don’t care.
“omg wut is kick I don’t understand the internet”.

Then I discover twitter filters grabify links. Did not know that

And now he’s gone and I am back to being bored and sad and wishing that life would hand me more idiots like this one because boy, is it fun.

And reminder:

Awwww dammit I have been found out.
YALL HE WAS JUST BEING HELPFUL, my bad.

Follow up- I have the username that shared them. It’s a known one.

For the record, I am not upset. I do not care that my lewds are being shared. My body and sexuality are not shameful and I’m not embarrassed.
It’s the lack of consent that is disturbing. And that is the appeal for creeps like this- and anyone else who shares them.

GODDAMMIT I DIDNT EVEN ADD THE FUNNIEST PICTURE.