So the boy my daughter likes started talking shit about veterans and the military and she dumped his ass and called him a pussy and now the little bitch ass is standing in our front yard with his mom, crying.

I’m drinking on the roof and have thrown two ice cubes at them so far, but they refuse to leave until she apologizes and talks to him like an adult.

I have warned them that there is a police dog in the house, and it takes one command for him to assume a human is hostile.

Are you proud of how your daughter is behaving?

Fuck yeah bitch, I done birthed and raised her myself.

OK, they left after the dog got sick of their shit and started doing his Cujo bark. I have a feeling they might be back.