Im gonna live tweet watch The Kissing Booth 2 so you dont have to. There will be spoilers feel free to mute me if you havent already alright here we go

Okay let me just start this by saying Joey King’s wig is not sitting right with me (or her scalp) at all this is coming from someone who will also lazily not slay a wig she and i are of the same breed

WHAT DOES ZENDAYA HAVE THAT I DONT ????

* do not mention: fame, poise, beauty, talent, wealth, Jacob Elordi, or a white mom

Wow the way my insides are bursting . You know those deer crossing signs so you dont run over deer? Well i know a moose thats trynna get FLATTENED please

Also i hate how teen movie tropes automatically have bitches get into the BEST schools like the way we havent seen her do one inch of hw or reading but shes talkin bout Berkeley, Harvard

The wig... the wig... aint no type of scalp. Side part STRAIGHT out the box

Yeah this movie is kinda fuckin stupid but i empathize considering her biggest personality trait is being dicknotized over jacob elordi

Cant tell if they recast one or two of the omg girls because all white women vs each other be kickin my ass

The way id scream for him to be clingy over me im

Okay do i have a strawberry allergy because im eating some and think im dying

She said “as if i could get into harvard ” all derpy like uh No bitch as IF you could get into harvard fr

Younger brother just asked me if Elle is Hannah Baker. Further proof all white women look the same

WHY DO ALL THESE FINE ASS DUDES KEEP CHASING AFTER HER

The way i would quit my job, abandon my family, and catch the FIRST flight if he said i could get flewed out

Not at all projecting when i say i hope he fucks the black girl

Elle is better than me. Id do a lot for a man but exercise is not one of them

Cheating on my husband when i say Marco is fine. Fine but not 6’4

Hair is a goddamn disaster the budget is in hell

Yes queen go through his phone !!!

I love how old ass adults writing these AwesomenessTV ass movies never get teen slang right they always text each other like “LOL what is up 2nite ? Bored ”

The “ily” moment over the speaker was so fuckin dumb

Elle cryin in school over her boyfriend girl if you dont pop a perc, tweet “fuck this nigga fr,” and go to sleep

If i caught jacob elordi cheating on me id just get high and mind my business but im just built different ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

Imma be honest yall i fell asleep halfway and i just woke up

They really couldve plucked the hairline on her wig a little like

Marco is fine. She is white. This is not making sense to me personally

Where the hell did he pick that guitar from on the beach? But if that were me id be like wow hes in love with me im in a love triangle and tweet about it. I mean shes writing her college essay on it which is bold

Can someone fall in love with me? Im not white and i deserve it

Also Elle trying to be a queer ally like “hEy whAts uP wIth yOu aNd MiLEs?”

Rachel bout old as hell and if she raised her voice at me like that in public id beat her ass. Like no way would i let that slide

The way she has men devoting all their time into making her happy, learning about all the things she loves, going the full mile and men cant stand me

I didnt realize the dance competition was actually like with the machine and all that like wow and i thought this movie was dumb before

NOAH CAME TO WATCH HER DANCE ?!?!?! God do i have to DIE for some fucking attention $:@@:@2@:&

She cheated on Noah with him right there in the audience damn. Finally something i can respect her for though yes sis!

Wow he brought his lil Harvard ting to thanksgiving dinner??? Idek what id do.

Id be kinda happy that Noah is going through all this work to make me jealous... Maybe im the problem? Bc id def beat everyones ass and still be like “yes i do the cooking! Yes i do the cleaning” if Noah asked me to

Damn she is an ugly crier

I would not have reached out to Rachel she fucking sucks and Id beat her ass. Chloe’s hair is a mess and them having her hair look like that is actually anti- Black and really racist.

2 beautiful men fighting over me? God I can only dream. Almost bought morganite crystal to take matters into my own hands

I finished ill delete this thread later