What is up fellow kids?
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You’re favourite Twitter ghost (RIP Steve Jobs) 👻 is back again and guess what? It’s 🎇 Thread Time! 🎆

Today, per popular demand, we have Nikola’s Groundbreaking Ceremony!

Strap in, this will get interesting!
Starting off very strange!

Makes it sound like it’s the unforgiving wilderness. All I see is an overcast fucking field! 🤣😂🤦🏻‍♂️
‘We will begin building a new legacy’
Get it? Because Hydrogen is the darling of oil companies and is the same exact business model as any other gas station!
You what?

Guys, is this definitely the right video?
Despite appearances, I actually really like this intro and I think it’s well done.

If Tesla did something like this I’d love it even more!
‘Our first goal at Nikola is to keep everybody safe’

*laughs in Hindenburg
If there’s lightning please hide in your car... so ‘sit back, relax’. 🤣 WTF?
Yeah, you’ll be right next to the chapter on Theranos!
‘We’ve proved it on the test tracks’
Not on real roads then.

And ‘on interstate-type highways’?
That’s not the same thing as simply saying interstates. 🤔
They’re faith is in their vision? Wow, that’s no better than wishful thinking!
‘I had no idea what was gonna happen’
‘I was so caught up in that, in his vision’

Yeah, that’s really sounds like it was a rational decision to buy them. You totally weren’t sweet-talked into buying a dysfunctional product.

Also, Worthington bought ‘dHybrid Systems’ not dHybrid
He dropped out of College ‘because he had things to do’.
Yeah, totally not because he admits he can’t read books. 🤦🏻‍♂️
For context: this is the same company, Worthington Industries, that recently sold 5 million shares!
Interestingly, that was right before Nikola’s huge drop!
So why haven’t we heard of anyone on that team?

Also, this is really funny. Sounds like someone told Trevor to praise the team and say it’s not about him but he says it so fast and immediately follows up by sucking his own cock! 😂🤣🤣
‘I love to vertically integrate’

-The guy who’s company is about as vertically integrated as a puddle.
I don’t doubt it. Problem is you’re meant to lead these people and make the executive decisions when you personally don’t understand them.
I don’t know if that working in any other public company, at least not to this extent!
12-14 months? That’s incredible!
Literally. It isn’t credible. I don’t believe it one bit!
Wait, Nikola is using IVECO’s technology?
Wow, IVECO, like any legacy company, has shit technology. They’re even notoriously bad at ‘legacy things’ like maintenance etc.

This is very bad news!
What? Does this make any sense to anyone?
You can build a factory in 12-14 months but it takes decades to make testing tracks yourself?
Yeah, I don’t think so, Trevor.
Literally nobody said that. 🤥
That’s more like it!

(Also, I’ve had some people say this looks like Trevor is giving away through body language that the doubters are right. I’ll let you decide on that though.)
Well $NKLA investors, you’ve heard it yourself. Apparently we are helping you!

In that case, no, we’re not going anywhere!
Umm, but we are aware all these people exist so what is your point exactly?
It’s not as though we see walls go up and have no clue how the fuck that happened. If I see a building, I know someone built it. Not hard to realise that!
Actually it’s more like long $NKLA investors only see the tip, that tip being all of Trevor’s tweets, interviews and claims.
The ‘hidden’ part of the Iceberg is all the legal filings, research into energy pricing, fact-checking etc.
I only see $NKLAQ doing that research!
Next guy doesn’t say anything I find interesting.
Numbers! Sadly these are mostly boring numbers.
💤 😴
Ngl, I’d have thought these n7mbers would be higher!
Damn, they should probably pick up that phone!
The Mayor then talks about how some small businesses have already gone all-in on Coolidge because of this Nikola factory. Pretty sad if (when) Nikola falls through.
Why does this guy give me arrogant Disney villain vibes?
I’m no expert but don’t permits need to be approved *before* construction?
This guy wants trucks being produced in 6 months?!
He’s barking mad!
Oh that makes more sense. They won’t be making most of the truck for a long time, instead getting pre-fabricated and already painted parts they simply need to bolt together.
Trevor then talks about the Native tribes that have supposedly lived there for thousands of years and who were fond of digging canals and building.
Now ‘water is life’ is already nonsense but Trevor tops that off by saying ‘hydrogen that can power our world indefinitely’. 🤡

What is this, perpetual motion?
This is not how Physics works, Trevor!
Kinda funny that ‘water is life’ but the Nikola trucks can’t withstand light rain! 🤣
Dude has some swag!
Now Nikola is collecting signatures?! 🚩 Don’t do it!
That’s embarrassing! 😳🤣
What the hell? 🤣🤣🤣

Kinda funny how they shovelled the dirt on top of more dirt! 🤦🏻‍♂️
And that’s all!

Well, it’s been a wacky video with even wackier timelines. Six months? Wow, someone’s taking crazy pills!

Anyway, goodbye for now, see you in the next thread! 👋🏻 😘
Nikola has time to edit a promo/trailer, , but still not a 0-60 with view of the speedometer?
What a joke!
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