Just read this on the Centre for disease control website..
Can't help thinking some of these things would kill the mood and then further down they're advising us to us glory hole's
I can't believe this is real.

If you feel like you might be dying of Covid 19 just have a walk or get yourself into a chat room to walk as a group while you all die

*wank

"Excuse me love, sorry to lighten the mood but you wouldn't happen to have some unscented soap handy so I can scrub this fine selection of dildos for 20 seconds?"
"I'll be back in a jiffy just gotta grab my mask from my ruck sack"