@chrisbrown @roywoodjr @TheDailyShow : ImpressingRoom. Why we need to discuss the early age of the internet now, because babies having babies is ok for some people but being forced into it violates constitutional rights. A pictorial thread. Also, I need to speak with Phee ASAP.

There will be a video to follow once I get my thoughts together but, my dissociation has been so bad for so long, it takes me a while to get through the day when I’m inspired and/or flooded with emotion and memory. But we need to discuss what happens when plastic surgery morphs

into Snapchat and Facebook filters. For a really long time a very specific beauty standard has been pushed to so much of an extent that it became abuse. We have to stop pushing the standard of Ingrid and Nicola. There is a chance they didn’t care about my sexual assault because

they didn’t think I was hot enough to be on the show. I was on it and grateful, but I think we need to discuss how many incredible types of humans there are and that there are some amazing fucking stories from early Internet forums found off Morpheus and Napster, other browsers.

*ahem* I might have committed a lot of what are called very serious internet crimes in childhood,and a lot of my American friends don’t understand what it means to have lived in Canada at a time when internet laws were already years ahead of the US to a degree Candians didn’t get

Oh, hi Dan! We can talk later but right now I’m gonna finish writing this thread. Ingrid and Nicola need to learn some things about integrity. There are a lot of things that need to be explained to some children who never knew these things about their parents.WE NEED TO TELL THEM

it’s the only way to make life bearable for the future generations. Not many people know what life was like for me growing up. You would know. You knew Crouton.

This particular story involves Lollapalooza 2007 and yes Dan, there is a reason I didn’t tell you about Richard. You must have met my cousin Greg at some point. I miss him. But also, no, I didn’t want a tank of gas or to see you at PAX. It was stalking.I know you’re concerned but

Dan I don’t gamble. I have never been an addict and when someone is an addict at some point in their life they almost always (without certainty of course) remain an addict because of then neurological changes that occur. Please just stop whatever you’re doing. It’s not about you.

These are photos from a trip to visit Kasia, one of my longest standing, closest friends. If she has been watching me that is fine; she trusts me. I have always kept this away from Stormy.

You need to know something Kasia, the US is not a safe place for your mother anymore. And @JustinTrudeau needs to know Kasia is a law abiding citizen. Downloading songs was and maybe again is a serious crime in the US and we need to talk about international policy and Trump.

@JustinTrudeau Donald Trump has possibly been having 1980’s flashbacks for a while now likely due to a rerelease of the Lindbergh story. We need to understand what it means to remember and recognize things. I’m protecting my friends, not turning them in. I have seen the future.

@JustinTrudeau you need to believe me.

It needs to be said @JustinTrudeau that context is vitally important regarding the crimes portion and a lot of immigrants to the US and children born after 9/11 don’t remember what happens when republicans and Democrats flip so much and Trump took a lot of laws backwards in time

so I am treading very carefully here even posting photos of faces. So I’m going to tell hopefully both an amazing story @roywoodjr and an anonymous tip to help save so many lives @JustinTrudeau it’s just going to take me a really long time because corporate cannabis companies are

ruining cannabis. It’s not meant to be processed the way it is and definitely not extracts. @JustinTrudeau I can explain with science I promise and also maybe some religion- there was a theology doctorate I believe 616 perhaps, at 7 Walmer, I was 606 - I picked Scott for Scotty.

Don’t know who knows her but she might have passed away while living in the building @JustinTrudeau but she was in the management office the day I put my deposit on the apartment. My mom co-signed. Also weird science theory @neiltyson the kids will love this one:

Imagine a reality where we aren’t Sims but just forgotten NeoPets @neiltyson and I forgot about mine for like 20 years so now my pet parents are going to forget about me for 20 years but that also means everyone involved in NeoWorld goes with me.

Something tells me @jasonsegel is going to love this thread.