absolutely infuriated by how large asparagus grows if it’s not properly harvested

the people hate it, want to eat it, or want to fuck it. no in between. this is the fate the Large Asparagus must accept

stop asking me how bad your pee would smell if you ate this. just as bad as it would smell if you ate the equivalent amount in normal sized asparagus probably. i am not the asparagus pee doctor

hi u can follow me if u want i do other dumbass shit. if u dont want to no worries i will simply continue being a dumbass

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