Ted. Having been brought in to a totally strange house in April 2017.
Ted. Having watched his owner of 8 years just walk out and abandon him.
Ted. After a fortnight of being played with and taken for walks.
Ted. On his first day working in the shop. âCan I help youâ.
Ted. When City won the league.
Ted. First time out on deliveries.
Ted. 15 minutes into delivering. Stuck in traffic.
Ted. On his holidays at Lands End which he loved.
Ted. Holiday over. Going home tomorrow.
Ted. Not well and not wanting to go back to work after hols.
Ted. âYou know in an hour or so Iâm having that space youâve gotâ.
Ted. Come on mate. Tidy up for fuck sake. Sheâll be home in a minute.
Ted. One last walk. Time to go.
Ted. Thank you for everything my mate. Iâll miss the you pal.
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