A Bangladeshi matchmaking show would be like:
1. Sylhetis in London thinking they're the best
2. Sylhetis in Sylhet rejecting every out-of-district proposal
3. People outright rejecting all BNCC (Barisal-Noakhali-Comilla-Chittagong) proposals+
4. Chittagonians asking for a hell lot of dowry
5. Independent woman from a mofosshol (small town) setting married off to entitled mama's boy NRB (nonresident Bangladeshi)
6. One sane couple from Dhaka who are extremely bougie (they'll meet at 138 East)
7. A 37 year old man's demand: Girl should be HSC pass, 18 years old and fair
8. Weddings getting slashed over a katan versus benaroshi debate
9. A battle of accents between a Ghoti and Bangal family in the token Hindu wedding
"How many siblings?"
"We're two sisters"
"Bhai nai?" (No brothers?)
"Actually auntie we've hidden him in a bunker. We get him out when people ask."
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