"We saw a few weeks ago that PAW Patrol, a cartoon show about cops, was canceled." -- @PressSec

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[Clears throat]: NO WORD IN THIS SENTENCE IS TRUE

A: PAW Patrol was not canceled.
B: PAW Patrol is not a cartoon about cops
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SOME ADDITIONAL NOTES:
* It's a Canadian show.
* There is one cop
* HE IS A PUPPY
* HE IS ARMED WITH SAFETY CONES
* He doesn't choke out Mayor Humdinger

Wife ads: THERE IS LESS POLICE REPRESENTATION (human or canine) IN PAW PATROL THAN THERE ARE IN THE VILLAGE PEOPLE.

7yo adds: "The most important thing about @pawpatrol is working together."