all of the english snobbery about how no brit is going to make a fuss about face-masks in enclosed spaces like those vulgar americans is going to come crashing down this weekend I absolutely guarantee it.

when sandra rocks up for her sauvingon blanc with the book club girls at her favourite gastro with the quartz top bathrooms shes gonna lose her fuckin shit when she forgets her mask at home

some poor cunt is going to get spat at in a slug and lettuce when they just want to shimmy through the bar and back outside without the minor inconvenience of a piece of cloth around their filthy chops just wait